Futuristic bra only opens for 'true love'

SmashMouth · 01-28-2014, 09:29 PM

Well, the Japanese have done it again. Apparently this tech-laden bra made by the lingerie company Ravijour will only unhook for "true love."

The "True Love Tester" bra can't be masterfully unhooked by some skeevy player who hit on the wearer at a club. No, this bra only comes undone when sensors embedded inside it that are connected wirelessly to a smartphone app detect a particular heart rate(video, safe for work).

According to the Victoria's Secret-like company that made the bra, Ravijour, a particular heart rate over time indicates "love." And what do you know, they even have a graph comparing the effects of jogging, shopping, eating spicy food and watching a horror movie with "flirting" and "surprise gift" on a lady's heart. What better way to acknowledge being "in love" than having your glittery bra fly open?

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Ravijour - TRUE LOVE TESTER - YouTube

Utah_Saint · 01-29-2014, 01:18 AM

Glad they didn't have these things when I was in high school.

TheOak · 01-29-2014, 08:04 AM

Oh well... Once again gay men are screwed. No true love detection for you unless you crossdress.

WhoDat!656 · 02-02-2014, 03:50 PM

Japan is weird!

Danno · 02-03-2014, 08:04 PM

Originally Posted by TheOak

Oh well... Once again gay men are screwed. No true love detection for you unless you crossdress.

I've heard they're working on a sphincter sensor that'll do the same thing.

But no worries, its at taxpayers expense.

TheOak · 02-03-2014, 08:05 PM

Originally Posted by Danno

I've heard they're working on a sphincter sensor that'll do the same thing.

But no worries, its at taxpayers expense.

Our offense will cause a lot of false alarms.

foreverfan · 02-03-2014, 08:54 PM

Doesn't work on the most important thing. Stupid Japs.

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