Thor is now a woman

SmashMouth · 07-15-2014, 05:55 PM

Thor’s not a guy anymore.

Thor’s a gal.

Marvel Comics announced that their male hero of yore was no longer worthy to hold the mighty hammer Mjölnir.

(Bear with us.)

"The inscription on Thor’s hammer reads ‘Whosoever holds this hammer, if HE be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.’ Well it’s time to update that inscription," said Marvel editor Wil Moss in a statement. "The new Thor continues Marvel’s proud tradition of strong female characters like Captain Marvel, Storm, Black Widow and more. And this new Thor isn’t a temporary female substitute – she’s now the one and only Thor, and she is worthy!"

Wait, there’s more.

"This is not She-Thor. This is not Lady Thor. This is not Thorita. This is THOR,” said writer Jason Aaron. “This is the THOR of the Marvel Universe. But it’s unlike any Thor we’ve ever seen before."

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exile · 07-15-2014, 06:08 PM

The evil side will only be scared of her once a month.

Danno · 07-15-2014, 06:14 PM

I'd hammer her.

stickman · 07-16-2014, 02:01 PM

They say she's not a temporary substitute, but, we'll see what happens if the fans don't like her and want the original back.

Look how long Superman stayed dead.

Mardigras9 · 07-16-2014, 04:27 PM

Great Odin's Raven!!!

Danno · 07-16-2014, 07:48 PM

A little thorplay is always good for the hammer.

lee909 · 07-17-2014, 07:45 AM

Steve Rogers isnt Cpt America anymore either. The Falcon (African-American) character is taking over

QBREES9 · 07-18-2014, 02:32 AM

Change.

Danno · 07-21-2014, 08:16 PM

Dude, WTF is up with all the bumps?

07-15-2014, 05:55 PM	#1
SmashMouth I donated, did you? Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Mandeville, LA Posts: 38,125 Blog Entries: 29	Thor is now a woman Thor’s not a guy anymore. Thor’s a gal. Marvel Comics announced that their male hero of yore was no longer worthy to hold the mighty hammer Mjölnir. (Bear with us.) "The inscription on Thor’s hammer reads ‘Whosoever holds this hammer, if HE be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.’ Well it’s time to update that inscription," said Marvel editor Wil Moss in a statement. "The new Thor continues Marvel’s proud tradition of strong female characters like Captain Marvel, Storm, Black Widow and more. And this new Thor isn’t a temporary female substitute – she’s now the one and only Thor, and she is worthy!" Wait, there’s more. "This is not She-Thor. This is not Lady Thor. This is not Thorita. This is THOR,” said writer Jason Aaron. “This is the THOR of the Marvel Universe. But it’s unlike any Thor we’ve ever seen before." read more

07-15-2014, 06:08 PM	#2
exile Cake or Death? Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 3,608	Re: Thor is now a woman The evil side will only be scared of her once a month. Danno, QBREES9, Srgt. Hulka and 1 others like this.
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07-15-2014, 06:14 PM	#3
Danno Truth Addict Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Spanish Fort, AL (via NO and B/R) Posts: 24,720	Re: Thor is now a woman I'd hammer her. Crusader, QBREES9, exile and 3 others like this.

07-16-2014, 02:01 PM	#4
stickman 1000 Posts + Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Gonzales, LA Posts: 1,680	Re: Thor is now a woman They say she's not a temporary substitute, but, we'll see what happens if the fans don't like her and want the original back. Look how long Superman stayed dead.

07-16-2014, 04:27 PM	#5
Mardigras9 Site Donor 2015 Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Land Mass between LA and AL Posts: 4,375	Re: Thor is now a woman Great Odin's Raven!!!

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Danno Truth Addict Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Spanish Fort, AL (via NO and B/R) Posts: 24,720	Re: Thor is now a woman A little thorplay is always good for the hammer. QBREES9 and SmashMouth like this.

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QBREES9 Moderator Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: New Haven Ct Posts: 23,985	Re: Thor is now a woman Change.

07-21-2014, 08:16 PM	#9
Danno Truth Addict Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Spanish Fort, AL (via NO and B/R) Posts: 24,720	Re: Thor is now a woman Dude, WTF is up with all the bumps?