Detroit man watching porn on phone dies in car accident

SmashMouth · 01-27-2016, 06:30 PM

A Detroit motorist was watching a porn movie on his phone Sunday (Jan. 24) when he lost control of the car and died in a roll-over accident, the Detroit News reported.

The 58-year-old man, who was not wearing pants or a seat belt, was partially ejected through the sunroof of the car, the story said. He was identified by the Associated Press as Clifford Ray Jones.

from the Detroit News

Danno · 01-27-2016, 06:32 PM

Not a happy ending.

QBREES9 · 01-27-2016, 11:12 PM

What a way to go.

SloMotion · 01-28-2016, 05:59 AM

Funny, that didn't make the local news (had to come here to find out what's going on in my own neighborhood,

) ... I'm gonna' have get ahold of Channel 2 and discuss content with them,

.

"The accident occurred Sunday at 3:30 a.m. as the car was traveling south on the Lodge ramp to Interstate 75 in Detroit, said police." This tells me all I need to know, the ramps on/off the Lodge are short & tight. It was probably icing up around that time too, both hands on the wheel brutha!

Originally Posted by Danno

Not a happy ending.

Good one!

... did you see in the article where they said he "was partially ejected through the sunroof."? Turrible, turrible reporting,

.

Crusader · 01-28-2016, 06:24 AM

That man has to be nominated for a Darwin Award.

SloMotion · 01-28-2016, 07:30 AM

Originally Posted by Crusader

That man has to be nominated for a Darwin Award.

Posthumously, I think he died,

... man, I hope I'm not doing something stupid when it's my time to go,

.

Crusader · 01-28-2016, 08:16 AM

Originally Posted by SloMotion

Posthumously, I think he died, ... man, I hope I'm not doing something stupid when it's my time to go, .

Yes that is how it works.

"The criterion for the awards states, "In the spirit of Charles Darwin, the Darwin Awards commemorate individuals who protect our gene pool by making the ultimate sacrifice of their own lives. Darwin Award winners eliminate themselves in an extraordinarily idiotic manner, thereby improving our species' chances of long-term survival."[2]

Accidental self-sterilization also qualifies; however, the site notes: "Of necessity, the award is usually bestowed posthumously." But the candidate is disqualified if "innocent bystanders", who might have contributed positively to the gene pool, are killed in the process."

SmashMouth · 01-28-2016, 08:33 AM

Originally Posted by Crusader

Yes that is how it works.

"The criterion for the awards states, "In the spirit of Charles Darwin, the Darwin Awards commemorate individuals who protect our gene pool by making the ultimate sacrifice of their own lives. Darwin Award winners eliminate themselves in an extraordinarily idiotic manner, thereby improving our species' chances of long-term survival."[2]

Accidental self-sterilization also qualifies; however, the site notes: "Of necessity, the award is usually bestowed posthumously." But the candidate is disqualified if "innocent bystanders", who might have contributed positively to the gene pool, are killed in the process."

ISIS is thereby DQ'd?

dam1953 · 01-28-2016, 10:07 AM

Originally Posted by SloMotion

This tells me all I need to know, the ramps on/off the Lodge are short & tight. It was probably icing up around that time too, both hands on the wheel broth!

Good one! ... did you see in the article where they said he "was partially ejected through the sunroof."?
Turrible, turrible reporting, .

From the story it appeared that the driver had one hand on the phone and the other on the "stick" making it kind of hard to hold the wheel when things get slippery.

SloMotion · 01-28-2016, 10:43 AM

Originally Posted by Crusader

Yes that is how it works.

"The criterion for the awards states, "In the spirit of Charles Darwin, the Darwin Awards commemorate individuals who protect our gene pool by making the ultimate sacrifice of their own lives. Darwin Award winners eliminate themselves in an extraordinarily idiotic manner, thereby improving our species' chances of long-term survival."[2]

Accidental self-sterilization also qualifies; however, the site notes: "Of necessity, the award is usually bestowed posthumously." But the candidate is disqualified if "innocent bystanders", who might have contributed positively to the gene pool, are killed in the process."

Oh, once again I live up to my "Slo" moniker,

... I'm gonna' get this award yet!

01-27-2016, 06:30 PM	#1
SmashMouth I donated, did you? Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Mandeville, LA Posts: 38,200 Blog Entries: 29	Detroit man watching porn on phone dies in car accident A Detroit motorist was watching a porn movie on his phone Sunday (Jan. 24) when he lost control of the car and died in a roll-over accident, the Detroit News reported. The 58-year-old man, who was not wearing pants or a seat belt, was partially ejected through the sunroof of the car, the story said. He was identified by the Associated Press as Clifford Ray Jones. from the Detroit News SloMotion likes this.

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Danno Truth Addict Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Spanish Fort, AL (via NO and B/R) Posts: 24,723	Re: Detroit man watching porn on phone dies in car accident Not a happy ending. SloMotion likes this.

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01-28-2016, 05:59 AM	#4
SloMotion 5000 POSTS! + Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 6,776 Blog Entries: 15	Re: Detroit man watching porn on phone dies in car accident Funny, that didn't make the local news (had to come here to find out what's going on in my own neighborhood, ) ... I'm gonna' have get ahold of Channel 2 and discuss content with them, . "The accident occurred Sunday at 3:30 a.m. as the car was traveling south on the Lodge ramp to Interstate 75 in Detroit, said police." This tells me all I need to know, the ramps on/off the Lodge are short & tight. It was probably icing up around that time too, both hands on the wheel brutha! Originally Posted by Danno Not a happy ending. Good one! ... did you see in the article where they said he "was partially ejected through the sunroof."? Turrible, turrible reporting, .

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Crusader Resident Swede Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Märsta, Sweden Posts: 8,025	Re: Detroit man watching porn on phone dies in car accident That man has to be nominated for a Darwin Award. SloMotion likes this.

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01-28-2016, 07:30 AM	#6
SloMotion 5000 POSTS! + Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 6,776 Blog Entries: 15	Re: Detroit man watching porn on phone dies in car accident Originally Posted by Crusader That man has to be nominated for a Darwin Award. Posthumously, I think he died, ... man, I hope I'm not doing something stupid when it's my time to go, .

01-28-2016, 08:16 AM	#7
Crusader Resident Swede Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Märsta, Sweden Posts: 8,025	Re: Detroit man watching porn on phone dies in car accident Originally Posted by SloMotion Posthumously, I think he died, ... man, I hope I'm not doing something stupid when it's my time to go, . Yes that is how it works. "The criterion for the awards states, "In the spirit of Charles Darwin, the Darwin Awards commemorate individuals who protect our gene pool by making the ultimate sacrifice of their own lives. Darwin Award winners eliminate themselves in an extraordinarily idiotic manner, thereby improving our species' chances of long-term survival."[2] Accidental self-sterilization also qualifies; however, the site notes: "Of necessity, the award is usually bestowed posthumously." But the candidate is disqualified if "innocent bystanders", who might have contributed positively to the gene pool, are killed in the process." SloMotion likes this.

01-28-2016, 08:33 AM	#8
SmashMouth I donated, did you? Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Mandeville, LA Posts: 38,200 Blog Entries: 29	Re: Detroit man watching porn on phone dies in car accident Originally Posted by Crusader Yes that is how it works. "The criterion for the awards states, "In the spirit of Charles Darwin, the Darwin Awards commemorate individuals who protect our gene pool by making the ultimate sacrifice of their own lives. Darwin Award winners eliminate themselves in an extraordinarily idiotic manner, thereby improving our species' chances of long-term survival."[2] Accidental self-sterilization also qualifies; however, the site notes: "Of necessity, the award is usually bestowed posthumously." But the candidate is disqualified if "innocent bystanders", who might have contributed positively to the gene pool, are killed in the process." ISIS is thereby DQ'd?

01-28-2016, 10:07 AM	#9
dam1953 1000 Posts + Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: SW Ohio Posts: 4,645	Re: Detroit man watching porn on phone dies in car accident Originally Posted by SloMotion This tells me all I need to know, the ramps on/off the Lodge are short & tight. It was probably icing up around that time too, both hands on the wheel broth! Good one! ... did you see in the article where they said he "was partially ejected through the sunroof."? Turrible, turrible reporting, . From the story it appeared that the driver had one hand on the phone and the other on the "stick" making it kind of hard to hold the wheel when things get slippery. SloMotion likes this.

01-28-2016, 10:43 AM	#10
SloMotion 5000 POSTS! + Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 6,776 Blog Entries: 15	Re: Detroit man watching porn on phone dies in car accident Originally Posted by Crusader Yes that is how it works. "The criterion for the awards states, "In the spirit of Charles Darwin, the Darwin Awards commemorate individuals who protect our gene pool by making the ultimate sacrifice of their own lives. Darwin Award winners eliminate themselves in an extraordinarily idiotic manner, thereby improving our species' chances of long-term survival."[2] Accidental self-sterilization also qualifies; however, the site notes: "Of necessity, the award is usually bestowed posthumously." But the candidate is disqualified if "innocent bystanders", who might have contributed positively to the gene pool, are killed in the process." Oh, once again I live up to my "Slo" moniker, ... I'm gonna' get this award yet!