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Florida man dies in meth-lab explosion after lighting farts on fire

Re: Florida man dies in meth-lab explosion after lighting farts on fire

Now that's just funny right there, :lol:.

Re: Florida man dies in meth-lab explosion after lighting farts on fire

:popcorn: do it again. Genius.

The man’s wife was found lying naked on the couple’s front yard, reportedly still laughing. “A Blue Angel is when you put a lighter up to your butt and fart on it, making it catch on fire. It’s funny as s—,” explains the mans wife, who claims to be an expert on the subject. “Normally we go to Del Taco because of their $0.59 tacos, but we made some extra cash this week so we went to Chipotle. The farts you get from there could fill a gas chamber. I know he’s looking up from hell laughing his ass off saying it was worth it,” she says smiling through blackened teeth, apparently not caused by the fire.