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Steak and BJ Day (sometimes Steak & BJ Day or Steak and Knobber Day[1]) is a satirical holiday[2][3] supposedly created in the United States as a male response to Valentine's Day and celebrated a month later, on 14 March.[4] It has been described as an internet meme, with little or no observance in reality[5], although there are calls to make the day legitimate.[6] On the day, women are purportedly supposed to cook a steak for, and perform fellatio on, a man in response to postcards and flowers given by men on Valentine's Day.[7][8] The observance has no official status, being rather a popular Internet meme than an actual holiday, but various souvenirs and video clips have been produced about it.[1][5] The concept of a men's movement[9] looking to create such a day has caused some controversy and incited opposition[10], being described as antifeminist or partiarchial.[11] The men's magazine Maxim described it as the greatest holiday of all time,[12] whereas Cosmopolitan was unsure whether it was an outdated and sexist event or a bawdy celebration of sex and food.[13] One opinion piece on the day suggested it was Neanderthal in trying to force through the idea of a day devoted to the combination of fellatio and steak, and suggested a range of alternatives.[14]

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