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Plaxico Sings The Prison Blues
this is a discussion within the NFL Community Forum; Plaxico Burress is now serving his 2-year sentence for his weapons charge when he went to a nightclub and accidentally shot himself. On the day he started his sentence I thought up the old Johnny Cash song "Folsom Prison Blues". ...
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09-27-2009, 12:59 AM
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The Owner
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Plaxico Sings The Prison Blues
Plaxico Burress is now serving his 2-year sentence for his weapons charge when he went to a nightclub and accidentally shot himself. On the day he started his sentence I thought up the old Johnny Cash song "Folsom Prison Blues". And this is what I came up with...
FEDERAL PRISON BLUES Hello, I'm Plaxico Burress... I hear the season's comin', It's rollin' 'round the bend And I ain't seen the endzone since I don't know when But I'm stuck in Rikers Island, time keeps draggin' on When the referee's whistle is blowin' I feel so alone When I was just a baby, my mamma told me, "Son, Always be a good boy and don't ever play with guns" So I shot myself at a nightclub, blood was pourin' through When the '08 season ended, I got cut by "Big Blue" (Guitar solo) Ex-teammates playin' Dallas and I'm feelin' very dumb I watched them crash the party at Cowboys Stadium See I knew I had it comin', I know I can't be free Antonio Pierce had went on Twitter just to heckle me (Guitar solo w/ DJ scratching and inmate beatboxing) The Steelers didn't want me, The Giants had me cut I woulda sign with the Lions even though they suck But when I get out of prison I'll be on a team Right now I gotta practice for the MEAN MACHINE!! |
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09-29-2009, 12:54 PM
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Moderator
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Location: New Haven Ct
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Re: Plaxico Sings The Prison Blues
That was very good, ha ha ha ha. I hate to say, but boy is he stupid.
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09-29-2009, 01:12 PM
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The Owner
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: New Orleans, LA (10/1/13)
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Re: Plaxico Sings The Prison Blues
The Giants found out what the Steelers already knew.
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09-29-2009, 05:22 PM
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Saints Junky
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Metairie Originally now a Houston transplant
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Re: Plaxico Sings The Prison Blues
lol I like it I could here the song playing in the back ground
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09-29-2009, 06:39 PM
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E. Side Cholo
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: The Barrio, H-town
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Re: Plaxico Sings The Prison Blues
I think his sentence was ridiculous. Plaxico Burress is no threat to anybody's
community. Scarier people than him are walking around. 2 years for shooting yourself in the leg? insane. Let the man pay a fine, and open up that cell for somebody with more tatoos and baggier britches. He must have the worst lawyer ever. Other athletes kill their wives (allegedly,) get involved in fatal knifings at Super Bowl parties, kill dogs, sell drugs, and beat up their girlfriends, and end up on the golf course. Who the hell was his lawyer? |
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09-30-2009, 02:41 PM
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Saints Junky
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Metairie Originally now a Houston transplant
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Re: Plaxico Sings The Prison Blues
yeah he did get a raw deal
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