Good Article about ESPN
 

Insane Moron Draws Conclusion From NFL Preseason Game | The Onion Sports Network

[Warning: Language]

The raving simpleton, who somehow managed to string together several words to make the moronic comments, seemed to believe he had determined—by watching 60 minutes of pointless football—how the Bears’ and Giants’ offenses, defenses, and special teams units would fare throughout the regular season and even the goddamn playoffs, for Christ’s sake. According to reports, the mentally ill oaf arrived at his nonsensical revelations by feebly analyzing the statistics and final score of the insignificant contest, which was primarily used by the coaches to evaluate third- and fourth-string players.

Best...article...EVER...

Does Choup have a twin brother?

That is some good stuff. Someone forward this to ESPN.

I thought that too. He doesn't tho, and it's not choup either. I have deduced this because the words "douche", "douchebag", and "douchenozzle" are not used a single time.

Still a great article tho. :)

Do they even write thier own stuff or are they just reading prattle off the tele-prompter??