Good Article about ESPN

alexonfyre · 08-26-2011, 10:29 AM

Insane Moron Draws Conclusion From NFL Preseason Game | The Onion Sports Network

[Warning: Language]

The raving simpleton, who somehow managed to string together several words to make the moronic comments, seemed to believe he had determined—by watching 60 minutes of pointless football—how the Bears’ and Giants’ offenses, defenses, and special teams units would fare throughout the regular season and even the goddamn playoffs, for Christ’s sake. According to reports, the mentally ill oaf arrived at his nonsensical revelations by feebly analyzing the statistics and final score of the insignificant contest, which was primarily used by the coaches to evaluate third- and fourth-string players.

saintfan · 08-26-2011, 03:24 PM

Originally Posted by alexonfyre

Insane Moron Draws Conclusion From NFL Preseason Game | The Onion Sports Network

[Warning: Language]

The raving simpleton, who somehow managed to string together several words to make the moronic comments, seemed to believe he had determined—by watching 60 minutes of pointless football—how the Bears’ and Giants’ offenses, defenses, and special teams units would fare throughout the regular season and even the goddamn playoffs, for Christ’s sake. According to reports, the mentally ill oaf arrived at his nonsensical revelations by feebly analyzing the statistics and final score of the insignificant contest, which was primarily used by the coaches to evaluate third- and fourth-string players.

The drooling ignoramus also managed to praise Jay Cutler, an act of astonishing vapidity which in and of itself proves he should never be allowed to speak on television.

Best...article...EVER...

papz · 08-26-2011, 03:42 PM

Does Choup have a twin brother?

That is some good stuff. Someone forward this to ESPN.

saintfan · 08-27-2011, 11:21 AM

Originally Posted by papz

Does Choup have a twin brother?

That is some good stuff. Someone forward this to ESPN.

I thought that too. He doesn't tho, and it's not choup either. I have deduced this because the words "douche", "douchebag", and "douchenozzle" are not used a single time.

Still a great article tho.

homerj07 · 09-05-2011, 03:35 PM

Do they even write thier own stuff or are they just reading prattle off the tele-prompter??

08-26-2011, 10:29 AM	#1
alexonfyre Site Donor Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Black Pearl University Posts: 799	Good Article about ESPN Insane Moron Draws Conclusion From NFL Preseason Game \| The Onion Sports Network [Warning: Language] The raving simpleton, who somehow managed to string together several words to make the moronic comments, seemed to believe he had determined—by watching 60 minutes of pointless football—how the Bears’ and Giants’ offenses, defenses, and special teams units would fare throughout the regular season and even the goddamn playoffs, for Christ’s sake. According to reports, the mentally ill oaf arrived at his nonsensical revelations by feebly analyzing the statistics and final score of the insignificant contest, which was primarily used by the coaches to evaluate third- and fourth-string players. papz likes this.

08-26-2011, 03:24 PM	#2
saintfan Donated Plasma Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 18,556 Blog Entries: 5	Originally Posted by alexonfyre Insane Moron Draws Conclusion From NFL Preseason Game \| The Onion Sports Network [Warning: Language] The raving simpleton, who somehow managed to string together several words to make the moronic comments, seemed to believe he had determined—by watching 60 minutes of pointless football—how the Bears’ and Giants’ offenses, defenses, and special teams units would fare throughout the regular season and even the goddamn playoffs, for Christ’s sake. According to reports, the mentally ill oaf arrived at his nonsensical revelations by feebly analyzing the statistics and final score of the insignificant contest, which was primarily used by the coaches to evaluate third- and fourth-string players. The drooling ignoramus also managed to praise Jay Cutler, an act of astonishing vapidity which in and of itself proves he should never be allowed to speak on television. Best...article...EVER...

08-27-2011, 11:21 AM	#4
saintfan Donated Plasma Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 18,556 Blog Entries: 5	Originally Posted by papz Does Choup have a twin brother? That is some good stuff. Someone forward this to ESPN. I thought that too. He doesn't tho, and it's not choup either. I have deduced this because the words "douche", "douchebag", and "douchenozzle" are not used a single time. Still a great article tho.

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08-26-2011, 03:42 PM	#3
papz Problem? Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: New Orleans Posts: 11,756	Does Choup have a twin brother? That is some good stuff. Someone forward this to ESPN.

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homerj07 In Doh We Trust Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Central Florida Posts: 7,027 Blog Entries: 16	Do they even write thier own stuff or are they just reading prattle off the tele-prompter??