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"I went out there on the first third down of the game, and they ran the ball and hit me," he said. "Now, the Saints don't ever run the ball on third down. They did that to get me. And you know what? That ticked me off."

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"I was like, 'Oh, you guys want to try to hurt me again, don't you?' So then I told (then-Cowboys coach Wade Phillips) to put me in on first downs. And then, second downs, too. And each play, I got more and more confidence about it."

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"A Veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America" for an amount of "up to and including my life."