Turner arrested for DUI

The Dude · 09-18-2012, 10:42 PM

Hours after the game last night. Per WWL.

st thomas · 09-18-2012, 11:03 PM

Oooooh

NOLA54 · 09-18-2012, 11:30 PM

What an idiot!

RockyMountainSaint · 09-18-2012, 11:44 PM

Falcons issue perfunctory statement regarding Turner arrest | ProFootballTalk
It had been 38 days since an NFL player was arrested, so maybe some of you forgot the routine.

Step one, player gets arrested.

Step two, mug shot emerges.

Step three, team issues meaningless, perfunctory statement acknowledging the arrest.

So here’s the Falcons’ statement regarding the arrest of running back Michael Turner: “We are aware of the situation involving Michael and are in the process of gathering more information. Because this is now a legal matter, the club will have no further comment at this time.”

The incident falls within the confines of the league’s substance-abuse policy. For a first offense, Turner will likely be fined two games if/when he is convicted or pleads guilty. Barring aggravating circumstances, there will be no suspension.

According to the Atlanta Journal Constitution, Turner was driving 97 miles per hour in a 65-mph zone. Given his alleged intoxication, that could possibly be regarded as an aggravating circumstance.

TURD

neugey · 09-19-2012, 06:59 AM

The replacement refs drove him to drink. That would be my defense plan if I was his lawyer

dizzle88 · 09-19-2012, 07:51 AM

DBUI

dirty bird under influence

skymike · 09-19-2012, 07:02 PM

I'm not too bothered by this. I assume everyone else on the road is
stupid already. I'd rather you drink on the road with me than text.
At least drunks are looking at the road.

|Mitch| · 09-19-2012, 07:14 PM

Even if they suspend him it's no big deal. He's averaging what 2.5 yards a carry per game?

papz · 09-19-2012, 07:27 PM

He's not going to be suspended... just fined.

mutineer10 · 09-20-2012, 11:17 PM

Originally Posted by |Mitch|

Even if they suspend him it's no big deal. He's averaging what 2.5 yards a carry per game?

Yeah, he's been running like a drunk all season. Maybe that's the problem!

09-18-2012, 10:42 PM	#11
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09-18-2012, 11:03 PM	#12
st thomas Site Donor 2018 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: lafayette Posts: 7,753	Re: Turner arrested for DUI Oooooh

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09-18-2012, 11:44 PM	#14
RockyMountainSaint Mmm That Smell! Join Date: Oct 1998 Location: Metairie Terrace Posts: 3,073	Re: Turner arrested for DUI Falcons issue perfunctory statement regarding Turner arrest \| ProFootballTalk It had been 38 days since an NFL player was arrested, so maybe some of you forgot the routine. Step one, player gets arrested. Step two, mug shot emerges. Step three, team issues meaningless, perfunctory statement acknowledging the arrest. So here’s the Falcons’ statement regarding the arrest of running back Michael Turner: “We are aware of the situation involving Michael and are in the process of gathering more information. Because this is now a legal matter, the club will have no further comment at this time.” The incident falls within the confines of the league’s substance-abuse policy. For a first offense, Turner will likely be fined two games if/when he is convicted or pleads guilty. Barring aggravating circumstances, there will be no suspension. According to the Atlanta Journal Constitution, Turner was driving 97 miles per hour in a 65-mph zone. Given his alleged intoxication, that could possibly be regarded as an aggravating circumstance. TURD
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09-19-2012, 06:59 AM	#15
neugey Hu Dat! Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 6,697 Blog Entries: 13	Re: Turner arrested for DUI The replacement refs drove him to drink. That would be my defense plan if I was his lawyer

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skymike E. Side Cholo Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Barrio, H-town Posts: 6,089	Re: Turner arrested for DUI I'm not too bothered by this. I assume everyone else on the road is stupid already. I'd rather you drink on the road with me than text. At least drunks are looking at the road. mutineer10 likes this.

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\|Mitch\| 10000 POST CLUB Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Alexandria, La Posts: 11,303	Re: Turner arrested for DUI Even if they suspend him it's no big deal. He's averaging what 2.5 yards a carry per game? SloMotion likes this.

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papz Problem? Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: New Orleans Posts: 11,744	Re: Turner arrested for DUI He's not going to be suspended... just fined.

09-20-2012, 11:17 PM	#20
mutineer10 Site Donor Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Baton Rouge, LA Posts: 1,739	Re: Turner arrested for DUI Originally Posted by \|Mitch\| Even if they suspend him it's no big deal. He's averaging what 2.5 yards a carry per game? Yeah, he's been running like a drunk all season. Maybe that's the problem!

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