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If rock bottom is when a strip club decides to stop televising your games because your team is so bad, then the Giants are there. Rick's Cabaret, a gentleman's club in midtown Manhattan, has decided to stop showing the 0-5 Giants because it's making customers too depressed.

"After five straight losses, the crowd turned and started booing the TVs. The girls had to work extra hard. We are the first club to ban the Giants,” club spokesperson Lonnie Hanover said, via the New York Post.

You know your team is unwatchable when strippers don't want to watch anymore, "Nobody throws a party better than Rick's Cabaret -- we are all about fun -- and it's no fun watching the Giants anymore,” Rick's Cabaret Girl Lindsay said, via Busted Coverage. "We love the Giants, but they get the crowd at our Weekend Football Viewing Parties all depressed"

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whybag

Lots of suckage going on in a strip club already, wouldn't want people to get confused.

Srgt. Hulka

What the hell? You go to a strip joint to watch a football game?! I knew there was something wrong with those people in New York.

Barry from MS

The strip club is strictly reserved for after that time of night when one of your buds orders yet another shot and yells "strip club!". This is typically between 1 a.m. and 3 a.m., when only the U of Hawaii is playing a home game. New York is a bunch of degenerates. And they're probably hypocrites who judge other people about their strip club habits.

Luda34

Who the goes to a strip club to watch a game

homerj07

Ha Ha.

QBREES9

Great question.

The girls had to work extra hard. ? Ummmmmm Really, what does that even mean.