Kellen Winslow- WTF?

ScottF · 01-17-2014, 06:10 PM

Kellen Winslow Jr. allegedly gets lost looking for Boston Market, masturbates - SBNation.com

Lord_Saint83 · 01-17-2014, 07:19 PM

The man had to rub one out. Different strokes for different folks i guess.

Danno · 01-17-2014, 07:37 PM

He ran a fly pattern.

foreverfan · 01-17-2014, 07:45 PM

What? Nobody ever done this on the way back from Walmart with some KY?

Danno · 01-17-2014, 07:46 PM

Billy Squier - The Stroke - YouTube

Could be a winner boy you move quite well!!!

alleycat_126 · 01-17-2014, 08:20 PM

YouTube

letting out some of that extra aggression

papz · 01-17-2014, 08:21 PM

When you add these up, it's easy to surmise that the synthetic marijuana -- that's Mr. Happy and Funky Monkey -- left Mr. Winslow Jr. disoriented and unable to find Boston Market. So he gave up and allegedly jerked it.

Frick it I'm lost... I'll just wack off. He should have at least called his Onstar for some company.

ScottF · 01-17-2014, 08:52 PM

apparently he did not know the area like the back of his hand

QBREES9 · 01-19-2014, 12:29 AM

Ok you're done. WTF are you think. I've always said you are not your father.

ScottF · 01-19-2014, 08:53 AM

Originally Posted by papz

Frick it I'm lost... I'll just wack off. He should have at least called his Onstar for some company.

maybe he thought he did, got a sex hot-line instead, and couldn't help himself?

01-17-2014, 06:10 PM	#1
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01-17-2014, 07:19 PM	#2
Lord_Saint83 100% Blunt Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Saint Gabriel, La Posts: 2,754	Re: Kellen Winslow- WTF? The man had to rub one out. Different strokes for different folks i guess.

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01-17-2014, 08:21 PM	#7
papz Problem? Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: New Orleans Posts: 11,756	Re: Kellen Winslow- WTF? When you add these up, it's easy to surmise that the synthetic marijuana -- that's Mr. Happy and Funky Monkey -- left Mr. Winslow Jr. disoriented and unable to find Boston Market. So he gave up and allegedly jerked it. Frick it I'm lost... I'll just wack off. He should have at least called his Onstar for some company.

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01-19-2014, 08:53 AM	#10
ScottF 5000 POSTS! + Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Atlanta Posts: 6,324	Re: Kellen Winslow- WTF? Originally Posted by papz Frick it I'm lost... I'll just wack off. He should have at least called his Onstar for some company. maybe he thought he did, got a sex hot-line instead, and couldn't help himself?

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