Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Atlanta Falcons

dam1953 · 08-14-2014, 07:19 AM

Damn. Gizmodo is doing our job for us. Some of the comments by Atlanta fans are classic. i.e. "There are more people in Atlanta with Ebola than Super Bowl rings". Thank God I had finished my coffee.

ScottF · 08-14-2014, 09:23 AM

Originally Posted by dam1953

Damn. Gizmodo is doing our job for us. Some of the comments by Atlanta fans are classic. i.e. "There are more people in Atlanta with Ebola than Super Bowl rings". Thank God I had finished my coffee.

agreed. This guy gets it:

1) We're getting a fancy new (publicly financed) stadium because we started getting into the playoffs when Matt Ryan got drafted, and then proceeded to lose to the Cards, put up 2 points against the Giants, get a new one ripped for us by the Packers, and blow a 17 point lead in the NFC title game against the Niners. Best stretch in franchise history!

2) Our fans show up at halftime and leave halfway through the 4th quarter.

3) We have to get Samuel L. Jackson to scream RISE UP ATLANTA before kickoff and on 3rd downs or else we won't know when to cheer.

4) Our owner looks like an actual falcon.

08-14-2014, 07:19 AM	#1
dam1953 1000 Posts + Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: SW Ohio Posts: 4,645	Re: Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Atlanta Falcons Damn. Gizmodo is doing our job for us. Some of the comments by Atlanta fans are classic. i.e. "There are more people in Atlanta with Ebola than Super Bowl rings". Thank God I had finished my coffee.

08-14-2014, 09:23 AM	#2
ScottF 5000 POSTS! + Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Atlanta Posts: 6,324	Re: Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Atlanta Falcons Originally Posted by dam1953 Damn. Gizmodo is doing our job for us. Some of the comments by Atlanta fans are classic. i.e. "There are more people in Atlanta with Ebola than Super Bowl rings". Thank God I had finished my coffee. agreed. This guy gets it: 1) We're getting a fancy new (publicly financed) stadium because we started getting into the playoffs when Matt Ryan got drafted, and then proceeded to lose to the Cards, put up 2 points against the Giants, get a new one ripped for us by the Packers, and blow a 17 point lead in the NFC title game against the Niners. Best stretch in franchise history! 2) Our fans show up at halftime and leave halfway through the 4th quarter. 3) We have to get Samuel L. Jackson to scream RISE UP ATLANTA before kickoff and on 3rd downs or else we won't know when to cheer. 4) Our owner looks like an actual falcon.

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