Roger Goodell random NFL punishment generator

WhoDat!656 · 07-31-2015, 12:45 PM

I put in Sean Payton winning another Super Bowl: "For Sean Payton winning another Super Bowl, you must get in the cage with Hershel Walker for five rounds. FYI, if you appeal it will probably be reduced by at least half."

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QBREES9 · 07-31-2015, 04:36 PM

Thats what i though, two game. Now they have to go to court. Brady will retire before this is resolved.

SloMotion · 08-01-2015, 07:08 AM

... I entered, "swinging a belt buckle at the beach" and "texting from your girlfriend's account",

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Originally Posted by RogerGoodell random NFL punishment generator

Official League Office
Park Avenue
New York, NY
P: (212)555-5555
F: (212)222-2222

From the Offices of The Commish

Dear rule-breaker,

For swinging a belt buckle on the beach, you have to watch 'First Take' from start to finish for the next six weeks. I’m protecting the integrity of the league.

Sincerely,

The Commish

Originally Posted by RogerGoodell random NFL punishment generator

Official League Office
Park Avenue
New York, NY
P: (212)555-5555
F: (212)222-2222

From the Offices of The Commish

Dear rule-breaker,

For texting from your girlfriend's account, J.J. Watt is allowed to tackle you at full speed while you are defenseless and without pads. Deal with it.

Sincerely,

The Commish

SloMotion · 08-01-2015, 07:14 AM

"for being a Falcons fan" :

Originally Posted by RogerGoodell random NFL punishment generator

Official League Office
Park Avenue
New York, NY
P: (212)555-5555
F: (212)222-2222

From the Offices of The Commish

Dear rule-breaker,

For being a falcons fan, you will be suspended for life. Enjoy!

Sincerely,

The Commish

saintfan · 08-06-2015, 06:20 PM

I entered "Voted for Hillary" and was suspended for 8 games. HAHAHA

SloMotion · 08-07-2015, 06:35 AM

Originally Posted by saintfan

I entered "Voted for Hillary" and was suspended for 8 games. HAHAHA

, good one! Being a failclown fan is worse than voting for Shrillary,

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07-31-2015, 12:45 PM	#1
WhoDat!656 10000 POST CLUB Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Shreveport,Louisiana Posts: 16,085	Roger Goodell random NFL punishment generator I put in Sean Payton winning another Super Bowl: "For Sean Payton winning another Super Bowl, you must get in the cage with Hershel Walker for five rounds. FYI, if you appeal it will probably be reduced by at least half." Roger Goodell NFL punishment, suspension generator - Extra Mustard - SI.com SloMotion likes this.

07-31-2015, 04:36 PM	#2
QBREES9 Moderator Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: New Haven Ct Posts: 23,989	Re: Roger Goodell random NFL punishment generator Thats what i though, two game. Now they have to go to court. Brady will retire before this is resolved.

08-01-2015, 07:08 AM	#3
SloMotion 5000 POSTS! + Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 6,776 Blog Entries: 15	Re: Roger Goodell random NFL punishment generator ... I entered, "swinging a belt buckle at the beach" and "texting from your girlfriend's account", : Originally Posted by RogerGoodell random NFL punishment generator Official League Office Park Avenue New York, NY P: (212)555-5555 F: (212)222-2222 From the Offices of The Commish Dear rule-breaker, For swinging a belt buckle on the beach, you have to watch 'First Take' from start to finish for the next six weeks. I’m protecting the integrity of the league. Sincerely, The Commish Originally Posted by RogerGoodell random NFL punishment generator Official League Office Park Avenue New York, NY P: (212)555-5555 F: (212)222-2222 From the Offices of The Commish Dear rule-breaker, For texting from your girlfriend's account, J.J. Watt is allowed to tackle you at full speed while you are defenseless and without pads. Deal with it. Sincerely, The Commish

08-01-2015, 07:14 AM	#4
SloMotion 5000 POSTS! + Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 6,776 Blog Entries: 15	Re: Roger Goodell random NFL punishment generator "for being a Falcons fan" : Originally Posted by RogerGoodell random NFL punishment generator Official League Office Park Avenue New York, NY P: (212)555-5555 F: (212)222-2222 From the Offices of The Commish Dear rule-breaker, For being a falcons fan, you will be suspended for life. Enjoy! Sincerely, The Commish saintfan likes this.

08-06-2015, 06:20 PM	#5
saintfan Donated Plasma Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 18,556 Blog Entries: 5	Re: Roger Goodell random NFL punishment generator I entered "Voted for Hillary" and was suspended for 8 games. HAHAHA SloMotion likes this.

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08-07-2015, 06:35 AM	#6
SloMotion 5000 POSTS! + Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 6,776 Blog Entries: 15	Re: Roger Goodell random NFL punishment generator Originally Posted by saintfan I entered "Voted for Hillary" and was suspended for 8 games. HAHAHA , good one! Being a failclown fan is worse than voting for Shrillary, .

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