JOESAM2002

Funeral services for the famed Rally Rat will be tomorrow, Friday October 3rd at 3 p.m. Coach Jim Haslett said, Rally was an esteemed,valued member of this orgainzation. I guess his little heart just gave out on him after the last defeat. He will be missed. Hollywood Horn said, he was a thugger and a bugger, we gone miss the dude.
Mickey Mouse will give the eulogy with Mickey Loomis standing by for comic relief.

Mr. Rat is survived by: 6527 wives, 267,345 children and 2,675,984 grand children. The great grand children count is still being tallyed.

He made his lifelong home at the Superdome, making him one of the worlds richest rats, second only to Mickey Mouse if you count mice as rats.

We ask that you light a candle for him in his honor and say a prayer that one of his kids steps up to take his place.

God bless you Rally, you will be missed!

You may also send a donation to Joe Sam Irvine P.O. Box 776 De Ridder La. 70634 Money only please! :P

[Edited on 2/10/2003 by JOESAM2002]