TheDeuce

our team is just bad. Take a step back and look at them. Our offensive line is underachieving and can't control the line of scrimmage. Our running back has nowhere to go, even tho I'm still convinced he's one of the best RBs in the NFL. Our QB is just awful and should be a backup in the CFL, maybe. We have one awesome WR, and the rest are inconsistent and have bad hands. Our TEs are a mystery; Ernie Conwell is having a productive year but usually suck. Our defensive line sucks. Linebackers are pitiful, just absolutely awful, probably the worst LBs corps in the NFL. Our secondary underachieves just like the rest of this team and can't seem to stop the pass. Our punter is awesome because he gets so much damn practice in game situations. Our kicker is old, has no power, and blows easy kicks all the time. Our returners fumble more kicks than Az-Hakim drops passes (o wait, he's on our team too). We have more penalties than any other team in the NFL. Our coaching staff is probably one of the least motivating and driven groups in the league.

Overall, we're just not very good. How dare anybody say we have a lot of talent, because we don't. We suck.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the 'Aints are back