Saints QB Jake Haener suspended six games for PED violation

AsylumGuido · 09-06-2023, 06:03 PM

Not that it can be verified, but it is thought that protein enhanced hair gel may have been involved.

AsylumGuido · 09-06-2023, 06:06 PM

Yup. It was the hair gel.

The Dude · 09-06-2023, 06:09 PM

It’s not impossible. I’ve had a few false positives on drug tests when I know I didn’t take ****.

AsylumGuido · 09-06-2023, 06:13 PM

Originally Posted by The Dude

It’s not impossible. I’ve had a few false positives on drug tests when I know I didn’t take ****.

Yup. It one of the biggest complaints that the NFLPA has. The standards are so impossible based upon the current requirements. It's become a joke.

Literally you can put some over the counter hair gel on and fail a test. I was being facetious, but it's true.

Boston Saint · 09-06-2023, 07:38 PM

I heard 6 weeks.

https://apnews.com/article/new-orlea...fc90745856542d

Thirty3 · 09-06-2023, 08:15 PM

Kid says he didn't do it knowingly. Hoping he's being honest. No reason to suspect otherwise. I like his game and upside and would hate to see this derail his career with the saints.

SmashMouth · 09-06-2023, 08:19 PM

It's prolly some stupid supplement.

Now we understand the move at QB with regards to Taysom.

The Dude · 09-06-2023, 09:18 PM

Huge news like Payton opening up about why he left the Saints gets lost within the abyss of a multi page thread but this **** gets two?
I’m surprised it got its own thread at all.

iceshack149 · 09-06-2023, 09:28 PM

Originally Posted by The Dude

It’s not impossible. I’ve had a few false positives on drug tests when I know I didn’t take ****.

I learned an embarrassing fact regarding over the counter CBD products. I work construction and sometimes get severe flare-up pain in my lower back. No OTC medication really helps so three years ago I decided to try CBD tablets to see if it would help. I asked if the CBD would show THC on a Urine Analysis test and was assured that I could "drink a gallon of CBD liquid" and it wouldn't show up on a UA.
Long story short, I don't work for Alyeska Pipeline any longer. Alaska is a big state but when you work for the pipeline, you generally know everyone from Prudhoe Bay to Valdez (the length of the piepline from the top of the state to the lower portion of the mainland state) so I know some people that are convinced that I smoked weed.
The person at the nutrition store that told me the CBD wouldn't effect my UA apparently wasn't incorrect. The UA didn't show traces of THC in my system. The hair follicle test did.

SmashMouth · 09-06-2023, 09:49 PM

Originally Posted by Boston Saint

I heard 6 weeks.

https://apnews.com/article/new-orlea...fc90745856542d

Originally Posted by SmashMouth

It's prolly some stupid supplement.

Now we understand the move at QB with regards to Taysom.

6 games, or a third of his rookie salary, for a "first time" offense seems a bit over the top. They will appeal it I would surmise. Who knows, maybe they will overturn it. I remember a former Saint or two that successfully appealed it.

09-06-2023, 06:03 PM	#11
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09-06-2023, 06:06 PM	#12
AsylumGuido 10000 POST CLUB Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Bossier City, LA Posts: 26,274	Re: Saints QB Jake Haener suspended six games for PED violation Yup. It was the hair gel. Twitter

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09-06-2023, 06:13 PM	#14
AsylumGuido 10000 POST CLUB Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Bossier City, LA Posts: 26,274	Re: Saints QB Jake Haener suspended six games for PED violation Originally Posted by The Dude It’s not impossible. I’ve had a few false positives on drug tests when I know I didn’t take ****. Yup. It one of the biggest complaints that the NFLPA has. The standards are so impossible based upon the current requirements. It's become a joke. Literally you can put some over the counter hair gel on and fail a test. I was being facetious, but it's true.

09-06-2023, 07:38 PM	#15
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iceshack149 1000 Posts + Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Fairbanks, AK Posts: 4,299 Blog Entries: 1	Re: Saints QB Jake Haener suspended six games for PED violation Originally Posted by The Dude It’s not impossible. I’ve had a few false positives on drug tests when I know I didn’t take ****. I learned an embarrassing fact regarding over the counter CBD products. I work construction and sometimes get severe flare-up pain in my lower back. No OTC medication really helps so three years ago I decided to try CBD tablets to see if it would help. I asked if the CBD would show THC on a Urine Analysis test and was assured that I could "drink a gallon of CBD liquid" and it wouldn't show up on a UA. Long story short, I don't work for Alyeska Pipeline any longer. Alaska is a big state but when you work for the pipeline, you generally know everyone from Prudhoe Bay to Valdez (the length of the piepline from the top of the state to the lower portion of the mainland state) so I know some people that are convinced that I smoked weed. The person at the nutrition store that told me the CBD wouldn't effect my UA apparently wasn't incorrect. The UA didn't show traces of THC in my system. The hair follicle test did. MatthewT and Rugby Saint II like this.
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09-06-2023, 09:49 PM	#20
SmashMouth I donated, did you? Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Mandeville, LA Posts: 38,200 Blog Entries: 29	Re: Haener Suspended Originally Posted by Boston Saint I heard 6 weeks. https://apnews.com/article/new-orlea...fc90745856542d Originally Posted by SmashMouth It's prolly some stupid supplement. Now we understand the move at QB with regards to Taysom. 6 games, or a third of his rookie salary, for a "first time" offense seems a bit over the top. They will appeal it I would surmise. Who knows, maybe they will overturn it. I remember a former Saint or two that successfully appealed it. saintsfan1976 and Rugby Saint II like this.