Aaron Brooks Joke

gandhi1007 · 01-23-2006, 08:39 PM

My 11 year old came home today & told me his new joke from school. Check it out:

O.K., the Saints find this talented walk on WR. He's got the size & skills, but he's not too bright. Despite his mental disabilities, Aaron Brooks loves this guy, because cornerbacks can't stop him & he catches everything (even Brooks' passes). Coach Haslett, though he loves the guys skills, doesn't know if the guy is smart enough to learn his routes. So he tells the prodigical WR in front of the team in the locker room, "If you can answer this one question, you can start next season." The question is what's 2+2? The guy spits & sputters & after several minutes the guy comes up with the answer 4. Meanwhile, Brooks is sitting in disgust in the corner. Haslett soon walks up to Aaron & asks what's wrong? Brooks then replies "Coach, you know that was a tough one. Why don't you give him another chance?"

Even 6th graders know how bad this guy sucks!!!!!!!!!

D_it_up · 01-23-2006, 08:42 PM

The REAL joke about Aaron Brooks is that the organization that we all love held on to him for as long as they did. It made the Saints even more the laughing stock of the NFL.

CheramieIII · 01-23-2006, 08:48 PM

Now that's funny right there. I don't care who you are that's funny right there!

TheDeuce · 01-23-2006, 08:49 PM

Haha nice nice.... but ABs probably smarter than VY

CheramieIII · 01-23-2006, 08:52 PM

Come on Deuce you really don't believe that one do you? Young hasn't done anything to make us think he's stupid yet, oh except beating Mr. Leinart at his own game, but that wouldn't make him stupid now would it. Your turn.

TheDeuce · 01-23-2006, 08:59 PM

Haha actually he has done something stupid. Check out his SAT http://score....http://wakeforest.ri...t=1&pr_key=244. Haha 840. Anyways, him playing well in the Rose Bowl doesn't mean he's smart. It means he's an athlete.

papz · 01-23-2006, 09:06 PM

Give your son a couple of extra dollars for this week's allowance.

gandhi1007 · 01-23-2006, 09:08 PM

Originally Posted by papz

Give your son a couple of extra dollars for this week's allowance.

I already doubled it.

pwhebert · 01-23-2006, 11:35 PM

Originally Posted by TheDeuce

Haha actually he has done something stupid. Check out his SAT http://score....http://wakeforest.ri...t=1&pr_key=244. Haha 840. Anyways, him playing well in the Rose Bowl doesn't mean he's smart. It means he's an athlete.

Not as bad as calling your last timeout when you have none left because you only count 10 men in the huddle but don't include yourself. Something Brooks did at VA.

MordorIV · 01-23-2006, 11:37 PM

Originally Posted by gandhi1007

My 11 year old came home today & told me his new joke from school. Check it out:

O.K., the Saints find this talented walk on WR. He's got the size & skills, but he's not too bright. Despite his mental disabilities, Aaron Brooks loves this guy, because cornerbacks can't stop him & he catches everything (even Brooks' passes). Coach Haslett, though he loves the guys skills, doesn't know if the guy is smart enough to learn his routes. So he tells the prodigical WR in front of the team in the locker room, "If you can answer this one question, you can start next season." The question is what's 2+2? The guy spits & sputters & after several minutes the guy comes up with the answer 4. Meanwhile, Brooks is sitting in disgust in the corner. Haslett soon walks up to Aaron & asks what's wrong? Brooks then replies "Coach, you know that was a tough one. Why don't you give him another chance?"

Even 6th graders know how bad this guy sucks!!!!!!!!!

He does suck.

01-23-2006, 08:39 PM	#1
gandhi1007 Part Time Pimp Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 1,967	Aaron Brooks Joke My 11 year old came home today & told me his new joke from school. Check it out: O.K., the Saints find this talented walk on WR. He's got the size & skills, but he's not too bright. Despite his mental disabilities, Aaron Brooks loves this guy, because cornerbacks can't stop him & he catches everything (even Brooks' passes). Coach Haslett, though he loves the guys skills, doesn't know if the guy is smart enough to learn his routes. So he tells the prodigical WR in front of the team in the locker room, "If you can answer this one question, you can start next season." The question is what's 2+2? The guy spits & sputters & after several minutes the guy comes up with the answer 4. Meanwhile, Brooks is sitting in disgust in the corner. Haslett soon walks up to Aaron & asks what's wrong? Brooks then replies "Coach, you know that was a tough one. Why don't you give him another chance?" Even 6th graders know how bad this guy sucks!!!!!!!!!
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01-23-2006, 08:42 PM	#2
D_it_up Faqda Falcons Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Ruston, Louisiana Posts: 3,465 Blog Entries: 3	RE: Aaron Brooks Joke The REAL joke about Aaron Brooks is that the organization that we all love held on to him for as long as they did. It made the Saints even more the laughing stock of the NFL.

01-23-2006, 08:48 PM	#3
CheramieIII Fan Since 1967 Join Date: May 2004 Location: Nomad Posts: 7,487 Blog Entries: 3	RE: Aaron Brooks Joke Now that's funny right there. I don't care who you are that's funny right there!

01-23-2006, 08:49 PM	#4
TheDeuce 1000 Posts + Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 2,928	RE: Aaron Brooks Joke Haha nice nice.... but ABs probably smarter than VY
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01-23-2006, 08:52 PM	#5
CheramieIII Fan Since 1967 Join Date: May 2004 Location: Nomad Posts: 7,487 Blog Entries: 3	RE: Aaron Brooks Joke Come on Deuce you really don't believe that one do you? Young hasn't done anything to make us think he's stupid yet, oh except beating Mr. Leinart at his own game, but that wouldn't make him stupid now would it. Your turn.

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TheDeuce 1000 Posts + Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 2,928	RE: Aaron Brooks Joke Haha actually he has done something stupid. Check out his SAT http://score....http://wakeforest.ri...t=1&pr_key=244. Haha 840. Anyways, him playing well in the Rose Bowl doesn't mean he's smart. It means he's an athlete.
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01-23-2006, 11:35 PM	#9
pwhebert Rookie Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Slidell, LA Posts: 1	Re: RE: Aaron Brooks Joke Originally Posted by TheDeuce Haha actually he has done something stupid. Check out his SAT http://score....http://wakeforest.ri...t=1&pr_key=244. Haha 840. Anyways, him playing well in the Rose Bowl doesn't mean he's smart. It means he's an athlete. Not as bad as calling your last timeout when you have none left because you only count 10 men in the huddle but don't include yourself. Something Brooks did at VA.

01-23-2006, 11:37 PM	#10
MordorIV 100th Post Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 305	Re: Aaron Brooks Joke Originally Posted by gandhi1007 My 11 year old came home today & told me his new joke from school. Check it out: O.K., the Saints find this talented walk on WR. He's got the size & skills, but he's not too bright. Despite his mental disabilities, Aaron Brooks loves this guy, because cornerbacks can't stop him & he catches everything (even Brooks' passes). Coach Haslett, though he loves the guys skills, doesn't know if the guy is smart enough to learn his routes. So he tells the prodigical WR in front of the team in the locker room, "If you can answer this one question, you can start next season." The question is what's 2+2? The guy spits & sputters & after several minutes the guy comes up with the answer 4. Meanwhile, Brooks is sitting in disgust in the corner. Haslett soon walks up to Aaron & asks what's wrong? Brooks then replies "Coach, you know that was a tough one. Why don't you give him another chance?" Even 6th graders know how bad this guy sucks!!!!!!!!! He does suck.