The All Haslett Team
 

While we're waiting in agony to figure out what happens with Brees, let's have a little diversion.

Who should be on the roster?? Pick the All-Haslett team!!! Give us who and why, I'm ready for some pure comedy gold.

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I'll start... starting at free safety... Tebucky Jones! Never in my life have I seen anyone tackle air the way he does.

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How about Jonathon Sullivan? Nobody opens a hole for running backs like Sully!!!!!

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LB, Sedrick Hodge. Hellz yeah. This guy is a great talent, but don't worry about that injury in training camp, I'm sure he'll shake it off before the season starts.

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I'll go with defense too and pick:

Cie Grant!! Hekuva player who is going to be the next Brian Urlacher...

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LT--John Stinchcomb--Who needs Willie Roaf? He's such a great talent at LT that he can be drafted in the 2nd round and never start.

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Starting in the middle... Cie Grant. This Ray Lewis type talent can roll his wheel chair around with the best of them. He was once clocked a 2.8 40 with his turbo charged wheel chair... the man is a beast. I also heard he once took off his off his leg and beat a man to a pulp because he looked at him funny.

Crap TR... I was writing this up while you posted it already.

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Too easy. Has to be brooks, opposing defense's MVP 16 games a season. Thought enough of him not to draft a solid backup

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The PA system crackles to life and then----Starting at WR for your New Orleans Saints All Haz Team Chase Lyman...He had som many injuries in college that we didn't think he had anything left to injure, we were wrong

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BEST...POST...EVER... I'm sitting here in class and almost completely lost it. Tax Fraud just isn't that funny.

Kudos to you jrmlb.