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Secrets of the 2006 NFL Season
By Jeffrey Boswell

http://www.sports-central.org/sports...nfl_season.php

A few funny snippets from the article:

â–ÂÂÂ* After five years, Michael Vick finally fully grasps the West Coast offense, and he credits Falcons coach Jim Mora, quarterbacks coach Bill Musgrave, and himself, for ultimately realizing that "you can be on the East Coast and still run the West Coast offense."

â–ÂÂÂ* The California-based rock band POD's song Lights Out, featuring the line, "Lights out, game over, if you want to, you can check my stats" becomes the unofficial theme song of fantasy football. Then, just as sudden as the song's rise to fame, it becomes uncool when ESPN broadcaster Stuart Scott uses that line 78 times in a single one-hour Monday Night Football pre-game broadcast.

â–ÂÂÂ* Denver quarterback Jake Plummer, on a United Airlines flight from Denver to Baltimore, flies into a fit of air rage when his request for Snakes on a Plane as his in-flight movie is denied by a stewardess, who tells him that the movie is still out in theaters and not available. An irate Plummer gives her the finger, and later apologizes when he realizes that he mistakingly requested Snakes on a Plane instead of Snake's on a Plane, the story of Jake Plummer on a plane.

\"Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.\"