For Pakowitz

pakowitz · 07-29-2003, 12:14 AM

the thread that started all this is BillyC, cant we all just get along?

here is the link:

http://www.blackandgold.net/site/mod...hread&tid=1961

for everyone who wants to generally understand my response to Billy.. i suggest reading that thread first...

and now.. my response...

**warning** for anyone with a weak stomach... i suggest not reading... oh... and this is only a joke.. this isnt real.. we are only having fun.. dont calm down!!!

Billy, you are right.. i do have \"inconsistencies in my reasoning\", you see... i had thought that BillyBoy was gay.. i was wrong... in all actuality.. billy is really an animal lover... at first it started with just his parrot... i was visiting billy at his house and i saw that he had recently acquired a parrot as a pet...i went to the parrot and said \" polly want a cracker\" i was shocked in his response...\" help me, He ****s me when ur not here\" i was like

\"what!!?!?\" he said \"U heard me, he is ****ing me, 911, 911, look at my a$$, u think it got like this from sitting on a perch\" then it got worse, as i know know billy is now into animal necrophilia... now for those of you who dont know what necrophilia is... in laymans terms.. it means having sex with a corpse....so animal necrophilia is sex with dead animals....now billy i hope u know its wrong to do that.. its also a felony...which is kinda sad they had to make a law letting us know its wrong to have sex wit dead animals... now billy what would u possibly tell the judge if u were arrested....\" really ur honor.. i thought the cat was still alive when i was ****ing it\" \" i wouldnt **** a dead cat.. thats against the law\" \"u think a dead cat scratched me like this\"

now billy himself said \"I\'ve come across decomposing animal carcasses that are less offensive than you are\" well now we all know what he did with those carcasses when he \"came\" across them........

BillyCarpenter1 · 07-29-2003, 08:51 AM

Pretty good. Pretty good.

Pak, I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The eveidence that you are an idiot will still be avaliable to our readers, but they will be able to access it ever so much more rapidly.

You are so clueless that if we stripped you naked, soaked you in clue musk, and dropped you into a field full of horny clues, You still would not have a clue.

Are you starting to get the idea of how stupid you are? You are trans-stuip. Meta-stupid. I mean rock-hard stupid. Blazing hot mid-day stupid on Mercury stupid. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid.

I\'ll stop now, as this isn\'t fair becuase your parked in an emotonal hadicapped space.

I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

[Edited on 29/7/2003 by BillyCarpenter1]

BlackandBlue · 07-29-2003, 08:57 AM

You are so clueless that if we stripped you naked, soaked you in clue musk, and dropped you into a field full of horny clues, You still would not have a clue.

If you\'re gonna bash, the least you can do is come with something original.

http://www.lecour.net/richard/archives/000047.html

http://www.geocities.com/waystupidclub/UtlStup.htm

This was posted...over a year ago.

BillyCarpenter1 · 07-29-2003, 09:06 AM

LOL....Part of it was orginal and part borrowed.

subguy · 07-29-2003, 09:56 AM

Black and Blue.....thanks for the post. The last line was the point I was trying to make.

You see, it\'s possible to paint descriptive images and draft eloquent prose without resorting to perverse, filthy language. It takes far too much intelligence than the average flamer possesses to produce witty, pithy and cunning responses, which limits their creative abilities to vulgarities and obscenities, veiled or blantant threats, and pathetic lies.

Billy, I have many football posts. Even with the Black and Gold afterbirth still draped around your feckless bag of bones, you should have been here long enough to see them.

[Edited on 29/7/2003 by subguy]

[Edited on 29/7/2003 by subguy]

BillyCarpenter1 · 07-29-2003, 10:37 AM

Black and Blue.....thanks for the post. The last line was the point I was trying to make.

You see, it\'s possible to paint descriptive images and draft eloquent prose without resorting to perverse, filthy language. It takes far too much intelligence than the average flamer possesses to produce witty, pithy and cunning responses, which limits their creative abilities to vulgarities and obscenities, veiled or blantant threats, and pathetic lies.

Billy, I have many football posts. Even with the Black and Gold afterbirth still draped around your feckless bag of bones, you should have been here long enough to see them.

[Edited on 29/7/2003 by subguy]

[Edited on 29/7/2003 by subguy]

Paint images eh?? Here\'s a Rembrant for you. Let\'s name it \"Perspective\"

You see, perspective has a unique place in life. It helps people focus on what is important in life, and what is not. Some people readily embrace putting things into \"Perspective.\" Then there are people such as yourself. People who cannot put things into perspective. Life takes on a different meaning to you. Some might say you suffer from an inferiorty complex. You get you feelings hurt way too easily and feel embarrased because you already have such a low opinion of yourself in the first place.

You put up a fake wall of confidense, but once challenged, that wall starts to come down one brick at a time, leaving you exposed and vulnerable.

I would not have challenged you if I had known the wall was that weak. I mean you know harm and I would like to help you rebuild that wall. Let me start the process by saying that I think you are a fine fellow and you have a bright future ahead of you. I strive for peace and harmony with you.

Now, if you will stop chasing me around in here, we will not have to have this conversation anymore. I have made a thousand football posts, yet, you pick this one. Other memebers do not need you to take up for them. They let me know exactly what they are thinking-Everyone of them-BYE BYE.

[Edited on 29/7/2003 by BillyCarpenter1]

BlackandBlue · 07-29-2003, 11:00 AM

Paint images eh?? Here\'s a Rembrandt for you. Let\'s name it \"Perspective\"

You see, perspective has a unique place in life. It helps people focus on what is important in life, and what is not. Some people readily embrace putting things into \"Perspective.\" Then there are people such as yourself. People who cannot put things into perspective. Life takes on a different meaning to you. Some might say you suffer from an inferiority complex. You get your feelings hurt way too easily and feel embarrassed because you already have such a low opinion of yourself in the first place.

You put up a fake wall of confidence, but once challenged, that wall starts to come down one brick at a time, leaving you exposed and vulnerable.

I would not have challenged you if I had known the wall was that weak. I mean you no harm and I would like to help you rebuild that wall. Let me start the process by saying that I think you are a fine fellow and you have a bright future ahead of you. I strive for peace and harmony with you.

Bad grammar makes baby Jesus cry.

BillyCarpenter1 · 07-29-2003, 11:07 AM

If your going to correct my mistakes-put a grade at the top of my paper, so I\'ll know what my test score was...............

roughneck · 07-29-2003, 02:01 PM

Just to let ya\'ll know, BillyC wasn\'t the only one who plagarized in this thread. Pak stole his animal rant from a comedian named Robert (Bob) Schimmell. He\'s been doing that bit for about 10 yrs now.
All in the sense of fairness you know.

BlackandBlue · 07-29-2003, 02:12 PM

Two wrongs don\'t make a right!!!

Now keep your Schimmell out of it :P

07-29-2003, 12:14 AM	#11
pakowitz The Dark Overlord Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: dirty south Posts: 3,450	For Pakowitz the thread that started all this is BillyC, cant we all just get along? here is the link: http://www.blackandgold.net/site/mod...hread&tid=1961 for everyone who wants to generally understand my response to Billy.. i suggest reading that thread first... and now.. my response... warning for anyone with a weak stomach... i suggest not reading... oh... and this is only a joke.. this isnt real.. we are only having fun.. dont calm down!!! Billy, you are right.. i do have \"inconsistencies in my reasoning\", you see... i had thought that BillyBoy was gay.. i was wrong... in all actuality.. billy is really an animal lover... at first it started with just his parrot... i was visiting billy at his house and i saw that he had recently acquired a parrot as a pet...i went to the parrot and said \" polly want a cracker\" i was shocked in his response...\" help me, He **s me when ur not here\" i was like \"what!!?!?\" he said \"U heard me, he is ing me, 911, 911, look at my a$$, u think it got like this from sitting on a perch\" then it got worse, as i know know billy is now into animal necrophilia... now for those of you who dont know what necrophilia is... in laymans terms.. it means having sex with a corpse....so animal necrophilia is sex with dead animals....now billy i hope u know its wrong to do that.. its also a felony...which is kinda sad they had to make a law letting us know its wrong to have sex wit dead animals... now billy what would u possibly tell the judge if u were arrested....\" really ur honor.. i thought the cat was still alive when i was ing it\" \" i wouldnt ** a dead cat.. thats against the law\" \"u think a dead cat scratched me like this\" now billy himself said \"I\'ve come across decomposing animal carcasses that are less offensive than you are\" well now we all know what he did with those carcasses when he \"came\" across them........
	I Live In Beastmode!

07-29-2003, 08:51 AM	#12
BillyCarpenter1 Banned Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 2,209	For Pakowitz Pretty good. Pretty good. Pak, I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The eveidence that you are an idiot will still be avaliable to our readers, but they will be able to access it ever so much more rapidly. You are so clueless that if we stripped you naked, soaked you in clue musk, and dropped you into a field full of horny clues, You still would not have a clue. Are you starting to get the idea of how stupid you are? You are trans-stuip. Meta-stupid. I mean rock-hard stupid. Blazing hot mid-day stupid on Mercury stupid. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. I\'ll stop now, as this isn\'t fair becuase your parked in an emotonal hadicapped space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you. [Edited on 29/7/2003 by BillyCarpenter1]
BillyCarpenter1 Banned Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 2,209

07-29-2003, 08:57 AM	#13
BlackandBlue Kinder, gentler Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: dirty south Posts: 3,889	For Pakowitz You are so clueless that if we stripped you naked, soaked you in clue musk, and dropped you into a field full of horny clues, You still would not have a clue. If you\'re gonna bash, the least you can do is come with something original. http://www.lecour.net/richard/archives/000047.html http://www.geocities.com/waystupidclub/UtlStup.htm This was posted...over a year ago.

07-29-2003, 09:06 AM	#14
BillyCarpenter1 Banned Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 2,209	For Pakowitz LOL....Part of it was orginal and part borrowed.
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07-29-2003, 09:56 AM	#15
subguy 1000 Posts + Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: FL Posts: 2,095	For Pakowitz Black and Blue.....thanks for the post. The last line was the point I was trying to make. You see, it\'s possible to paint descriptive images and draft eloquent prose without resorting to perverse, filthy language. It takes far too much intelligence than the average flamer possesses to produce witty, pithy and cunning responses, which limits their creative abilities to vulgarities and obscenities, veiled or blantant threats, and pathetic lies. Billy, I have many football posts. Even with the Black and Gold afterbirth still draped around your feckless bag of bones, you should have been here long enough to see them. [Edited on 29/7/2003 by subguy] [Edited on 29/7/2003 by subguy]

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07-29-2003, 10:37 AM	#16
BillyCarpenter1 Banned Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 2,209	For Pakowitz Black and Blue.....thanks for the post. The last line was the point I was trying to make. You see, it\'s possible to paint descriptive images and draft eloquent prose without resorting to perverse, filthy language. It takes far too much intelligence than the average flamer possesses to produce witty, pithy and cunning responses, which limits their creative abilities to vulgarities and obscenities, veiled or blantant threats, and pathetic lies. Billy, I have many football posts. Even with the Black and Gold afterbirth still draped around your feckless bag of bones, you should have been here long enough to see them. [Edited on 29/7/2003 by subguy] [Edited on 29/7/2003 by subguy] Paint images eh?? Here\'s a Rembrant for you. Let\'s name it \"Perspective\" You see, perspective has a unique place in life. It helps people focus on what is important in life, and what is not. Some people readily embrace putting things into \"Perspective.\" Then there are people such as yourself. People who cannot put things into perspective. Life takes on a different meaning to you. Some might say you suffer from an inferiorty complex. You get you feelings hurt way too easily and feel embarrased because you already have such a low opinion of yourself in the first place. You put up a fake wall of confidense, but once challenged, that wall starts to come down one brick at a time, leaving you exposed and vulnerable. I would not have challenged you if I had known the wall was that weak. I mean you know harm and I would like to help you rebuild that wall. Let me start the process by saying that I think you are a fine fellow and you have a bright future ahead of you. I strive for peace and harmony with you. Now, if you will stop chasing me around in here, we will not have to have this conversation anymore. I have made a thousand football posts, yet, you pick this one. Other memebers do not need you to take up for them. They let me know exactly what they are thinking-Everyone of them-BYE BYE. [Edited on 29/7/2003 by BillyCarpenter1]
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07-29-2003, 11:00 AM	#17
BlackandBlue Kinder, gentler Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: dirty south Posts: 3,889	For Pakowitz Paint images eh?? Here\'s a Rembrandt for you. Let\'s name it \"Perspective\" You see, perspective has a unique place in life. It helps people focus on what is important in life, and what is not. Some people readily embrace putting things into \"Perspective.\" Then there are people such as yourself. People who cannot put things into perspective. Life takes on a different meaning to you. Some might say you suffer from an inferiority complex. You get your feelings hurt way too easily and feel embarrassed because you already have such a low opinion of yourself in the first place. You put up a fake wall of confidence, but once challenged, that wall starts to come down one brick at a time, leaving you exposed and vulnerable. I would not have challenged you if I had known the wall was that weak. I mean you no harm and I would like to help you rebuild that wall. Let me start the process by saying that I think you are a fine fellow and you have a bright future ahead of you. I strive for peace and harmony with you. Bad grammar makes baby Jesus cry.

07-29-2003, 11:07 AM	#18
BillyCarpenter1 Banned Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 2,209	For Pakowitz If your going to correct my mistakes-put a grade at the top of my paper, so I\'ll know what my test score was...............
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07-29-2003, 02:01 PM	#19
roughneck Registered Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 41	For Pakowitz Just to let ya\'ll know, BillyC wasn\'t the only one who plagarized in this thread. Pak stole his animal rant from a comedian named Robert (Bob) Schimmell. He\'s been doing that bit for about 10 yrs now. All in the sense of fairness you know.
roughneck Registered Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 41

07-29-2003, 02:12 PM	#20
BlackandBlue Kinder, gentler Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: dirty south Posts: 3,889	For Pakowitz Two wrongs don\'t make a right!!! Now keep your Schimmell out of it :P