pakowitz

the thread that started all this is BillyC, cant we all just get along?

here is the link:

http://www.blackandgold.net/site/mod...hread&tid=1961

for everyone who wants to generally understand my response to Billy.. i suggest reading that thread first...

and now.. my response...

**warning** for anyone with a weak stomach... i suggest not reading... oh... and this is only a joke.. this isnt real.. we are only having fun.. dont calm down!!!

Billy, you are right.. i do have \"inconsistencies in my reasoning\", you see... i had thought that BillyBoy was gay.. i was wrong... in all actuality.. billy is really an animal lover... at first it started with just his parrot... i was visiting billy at his house and i saw that he had recently acquired a parrot as a pet...i went to the parrot and said \" polly want a cracker\" i was shocked in his response...\" help me, He ****s me when ur not here\" i was like \"what!!?!?\" he said \"U heard me, he is ****ing me, 911, 911, look at my a$$, u think it got like this from sitting on a perch\" then it got worse, as i know know billy is now into animal necrophilia... now for those of you who dont know what necrophilia is... in laymans terms.. it means having sex with a corpse....so animal necrophilia is sex with dead animals....now billy i hope u know its wrong to do that.. its also a felony...which is kinda sad they had to make a law letting us know its wrong to have sex wit dead animals... now billy what would u possibly tell the judge if u were arrested....\" really ur honor.. i thought the cat was still alive when i was ****ing it\" \" i wouldnt **** a dead cat.. thats against the law\" \"u think a dead cat scratched me like this\"

now billy himself said \"I\'ve come across decomposing animal carcasses that are less offensive than you are\" well now we all know what he did with those carcasses when he \"came\" across them........

I Live In Beastmode!