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LordOfEntropy 11-09-2007 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted by SapperSaint (Post 145689)
All the girls look good at closing time.
Hell, they look good to me at opening time.

"Roberta took her false teeth out of the bicentennial ashtray, put on her white knee-high go-go boots from Fredricks of Hollywood for Big Gals That You Love So Much, then jumped up, all three hundred fifty-five pounds of her, onto that heart-shaped naugahyde purple vibrating waterbed under the black velvet painting of Elvis, Jesus, and John Wayne all watched over by Garth Brooks, winked at me with her one good eye, then said "HEEEEYYYY" between mouthfulls of Hostess fruitpie and cupcake treats from the Time-Saver breakfast snack display next door to my trailer park."

I love 'em all.

JOESAM2002 11-09-2007 06:06 PM
Re: Saints sign Matt McCoy LB
 
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Originally Posted by LordOfEntropy (Post 145702)
Hell, they look good to me at opening time.

"Roberta took her false teeth out of the bicentennial ashtray, put on her white knee-high go-go boots from Fredricks of Hollywood for Big Gals That You Love So Much, then jumped up, all three hundred fifty-five pounds of her, onto that heart-shaped naugahyde purple vibrating waterbed under the black velvet painting of Elvis, Jesus, and John Wayne all watched over by Garth Brooks, winked at me with her one good eye, then said "HEEEEYYYY" between mouthfulls of Hostess fruitpie and cupcake treats from the Time-Saver breakfast snack display next door to my trailer park."

I love 'em all.

Jesus, what an imagination! A sick imagination, but an imagination none-the-less.

LOE, you are one sick puppy.:D

LordOfEntropy 11-10-2007 07:57 AM
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Thanks JoeSam, but I can't take the credit. That's actually a (loose) quote from an old Blues tune.

"Roberta Roberta... please mama... (cough) get your big legs offa me...
you know you look so fine jigglin' in that purple mumu woman, (groan), but you just won't let me breathe (cough, gasp)".

JOESAM2002 11-10-2007 08:00 AM
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Originally Posted by LordOfEntropy (Post 145802)
Thanks JoeSam, but I can't take the credit. That's actually a (loose) quote from an old Blues tune.

"Roberta Roberta... please mama... (cough) get your big legs offa me...
you know you look so fine jigglin' in that purple mumu woman, (groan), but you just won't let me breath (cough)".
My God, even at this early hour. I remember those words now. Not sure who sang it but I do remember the word. Help a brother out with the artist if you can. Was it BB KIng?

LordOfEntropy 11-10-2007 08:05 AM
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Damn, wish I could remember, but I can't recall. I had it on cassette tape (that's how old it was) so it was definitely an old old tune - but I lost it with the all the others in the hurricane. If I think of it though, I'll let you know.

Wouldn't mind having another copy of that old tune.

JOESAM2002 11-10-2007 08:18 AM
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Originally Posted by LordOfEntropy (Post 145806)
Damn, wish I could remember, but I can't recall. I had it on cassette tape (that's how old it was) so it was definitely an old old tune - but I lost it with the all the others in the hurricane. If I think of it though, I'll let you know.

Wouldn't mind having another copy of that old tune.

I feel ya brother. It's a shame that you lost so much to Katrina. All you guys that lost to that storm, I still feel for you. I lost some to Rita, slept through Humberto, didn't even know it was a hurricane till I had to go stay in Galveston for a couple of days cause we had no power here on the island. I've lived in hotels alot since Rita due to storms. A guy passed my house the other day and pooted, we lost power for 5 weeks.;) Just kidding, gotta keep a SENSE OF HUMOR.


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