Saints sign Matt McCoy LB

JOESAM2002 · 11-09-2007, 09:22 AM

Originally Posted by SapperSaint

Butter-face:

"Everything looks good,.... but her (butter) face."

That would be a duhhhhhhhhhhhhhh for me! It's too early in the morning and something to do with a Soma and 2 hydrocodones might just have a little to do with it too. But I want ya'll to know that that bottle and a half of wine last night had NOTHING at all to do with it.

leilung · 11-09-2007, 10:24 AM

A couple of cups of the high octaine java should tighten you up JOESAM2002!

And yeah, my avatar is Heather, the F*ck da Eagles girl, but a butter-face? She's no Eva Longoria, but dude, she's far from ugly.

Then again, we all have questionable tastes. I mean, look who we cheer for every Sunday!

JOESAM2002 · 11-09-2007, 10:28 AM

Originally Posted by leilung

A couple of cups of the high octaine java should tighten you up JOESAM2002!

And yeah, my avatar is Heather, the F*ck da Eagles girl, but a butter-face? She's no Eva Longoria, but dude, she's far from ugly.

Then again, we all have questionable tastes. I mean, look who we cheer for every Sunday!

Oh no, I never said she was ugly. And you are right too about the other. But we do love 'em.

WhoDat205 · 11-09-2007, 10:46 AM

Originally Posted by leilung

A couple of cups of the high octaine java should tighten you up JOESAM2002!

And yeah, my avatar is Heather, the F*ck da Eagles girl, but a butter-face? She's no Eva Longoria, but dude, she's far from ugly.

Then again, we all have questionable tastes. I mean, look who we cheer for every Sunday!

I didn't mean to give the impression that I have "standards" or anything.

Budsdrinker · 11-09-2007, 10:58 AM

The later it gets the lower your standards go.

SapperSaint · 11-09-2007, 12:45 PM

All the girls look good at closing time.

JOESAM2002 · 11-09-2007, 12:47 PM

Originally Posted by SapperSaint

All the girls look good at closing time.

By closing time, I can't see the floor that I'm laying on, much less the girls.

LordOfEntropy · 11-09-2007, 02:35 PM

Originally Posted by SapperSaint

All the girls look good at closing time.

Hell, they look good to me at opening time.

"Roberta took her false teeth out of the bicentennial ashtray, put on her white knee-high go-go boots from Fredricks of Hollywood for Big Gals That You Love So Much, then jumped up, all three hundred fifty-five pounds of her, onto that heart-shaped naugahyde purple vibrating waterbed under the black velvet painting of Elvis, Jesus, and John Wayne all watched over by Garth Brooks, winked at me with her one good eye, then said "HEEEEYYYY" between mouthfulls of Hostess fruitpie and cupcake treats from the Time-Saver breakfast snack display next door to my trailer park."

I love 'em all.

JOESAM2002 · 11-09-2007, 06:06 PM

Originally Posted by LordOfEntropy

Hell, they look good to me at opening time.

"Roberta took her false teeth out of the bicentennial ashtray, put on her white knee-high go-go boots from Fredricks of Hollywood for Big Gals That You Love So Much, then jumped up, all three hundred fifty-five pounds of her, onto that heart-shaped naugahyde purple vibrating waterbed under the black velvet painting of Elvis, Jesus, and John Wayne all watched over by Garth Brooks, winked at me with her one good eye, then said "HEEEEYYYY" between mouthfulls of Hostess fruitpie and cupcake treats from the Time-Saver breakfast snack display next door to my trailer park."

I love 'em all.

Jesus, what an imagination! A sick imagination, but an imagination none-the-less.

LOE, you are one sick puppy.

LordOfEntropy · 11-10-2007, 07:57 AM

Thanks JoeSam, but I can't take the credit. That's actually a (loose) quote from an old Blues tune.

"Roberta Roberta... please mama... (cough) get your big legs offa me...
you know you look so fine jigglin' in that purple mumu woman, (groan), but you just won't let me breathe (cough, gasp)".

11-09-2007, 09:22 AM	#31
JOESAM2002 1000 Posts + Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: CRYSTAL BEACH TEXAS Posts: 4,100	Re: Saints sign Matt McCoy LB Originally Posted by SapperSaint Butter-face: "Everything looks good,.... but her (butter) face." That would be a duhhhhhhhhhhhhhh for me! It's too early in the morning and something to do with a Soma and 2 hydrocodones might just have a little to do with it too. But I want ya'll to know that that bottle and a half of wine last night had NOTHING at all to do with it.

11-09-2007, 10:24 AM	#32
leilung Booty Bandit Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: The Wastelands that are NJ Posts: 1,428	Re: Saints sign Matt McCoy LB A couple of cups of the high octaine java should tighten you up JOESAM2002! And yeah, my avatar is Heather, the F*ck da Eagles girl, but a butter-face? She's no Eva Longoria, but dude, she's far from ugly. Then again, we all have questionable tastes. I mean, look who we cheer for every Sunday!

11-09-2007, 10:28 AM	#33
JOESAM2002 1000 Posts + Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: CRYSTAL BEACH TEXAS Posts: 4,100	Re: Saints sign Matt McCoy LB Originally Posted by leilung A couple of cups of the high octaine java should tighten you up JOESAM2002! And yeah, my avatar is Heather, the F*ck da Eagles girl, but a butter-face? She's no Eva Longoria, but dude, she's far from ugly. Then again, we all have questionable tastes. I mean, look who we cheer for every Sunday! Oh no, I never said she was ugly. And you are right too about the other. But we do love 'em.

11-09-2007, 10:46 AM	#34
WhoDat205 Prediction Pain Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Birmingham, AL Posts: 1,082 Blog Entries: 2	Re: Saints sign Matt McCoy LB Originally Posted by leilung A couple of cups of the high octaine java should tighten you up JOESAM2002! And yeah, my avatar is Heather, the F*ck da Eagles girl, but a butter-face? She's no Eva Longoria, but dude, she's far from ugly. Then again, we all have questionable tastes. I mean, look who we cheer for every Sunday! I didn't mean to give the impression that I have "standards" or anything.

11-09-2007, 10:58 AM	#35
Budsdrinker A Cajun Transforming TX Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: The Woodlands, Texas Posts: 2,787	Re: Saints sign Matt McCoy LB The later it gets the lower your standards go.

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JOESAM2002 1000 Posts + Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: CRYSTAL BEACH TEXAS Posts: 4,100	Re: Saints sign Matt McCoy LB Originally Posted by SapperSaint All the girls look good at closing time. By closing time, I can't see the floor that I'm laying on, much less the girls.

11-09-2007, 02:35 PM	#38
LordOfEntropy 1000 Posts + Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Cary, NC Posts: 1,838	Re: Saints sign Matt McCoy LB Originally Posted by SapperSaint All the girls look good at closing time. Hell, they look good to me at opening time. "Roberta took her false teeth out of the bicentennial ashtray, put on her white knee-high go-go boots from Fredricks of Hollywood for Big Gals That You Love So Much, then jumped up, all three hundred fifty-five pounds of her, onto that heart-shaped naugahyde purple vibrating waterbed under the black velvet painting of Elvis, Jesus, and John Wayne all watched over by Garth Brooks, winked at me with her one good eye, then said "HEEEEYYYY" between mouthfulls of Hostess fruitpie and cupcake treats from the Time-Saver breakfast snack display next door to my trailer park." I love 'em all.
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11-09-2007, 06:06 PM	#39
JOESAM2002 1000 Posts + Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: CRYSTAL BEACH TEXAS Posts: 4,100	Re: Saints sign Matt McCoy LB Originally Posted by LordOfEntropy Hell, they look good to me at opening time. "Roberta took her false teeth out of the bicentennial ashtray, put on her white knee-high go-go boots from Fredricks of Hollywood for Big Gals That You Love So Much, then jumped up, all three hundred fifty-five pounds of her, onto that heart-shaped naugahyde purple vibrating waterbed under the black velvet painting of Elvis, Jesus, and John Wayne all watched over by Garth Brooks, winked at me with her one good eye, then said "HEEEEYYYY" between mouthfulls of Hostess fruitpie and cupcake treats from the Time-Saver breakfast snack display next door to my trailer park." I love 'em all. Jesus, what an imagination! A sick imagination, but an imagination none-the-less. LOE, you are one sick puppy.

11-10-2007, 07:57 AM	#40
LordOfEntropy 1000 Posts + Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Cary, NC Posts: 1,838	Re: Saints sign Matt McCoy LB Thanks JoeSam, but I can't take the credit. That's actually a (loose) quote from an old Blues tune. "Roberta Roberta... please mama... (cough) get your big legs offa me... you know you look so fine jigglin' in that purple mumu woman, (groan), but you just won't let me breathe (cough, gasp)".
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