Hilarious! Sean Payton to Joe Horn

hagan714 · 12-12-2007, 05:59 AM

If I was the GM and Joe Horn was sitting across me in 2008 as a FA. Here would be my offer.

First off we will always be thankful for all that you have done for for this team in the past. The past is the past and today this is your net worth.

contract $ divided by a weighted avg. of # catches, yards per catch and TDs = Investment

Sorry Joe even if I weighted the QB to adjust for the poor QB play you had, you have an investment value equal to the league min maybe.

If you want to come back as a #4 WR we will be more than happy to take back. But you have to prove you can stay healthy, So a 1 year contract is all that can be offered. I will throw in performance bounces because of all you have done in the past. Like I said we have not forgotten what you have done for this team.

Take it our leave it.
If you take it you better sign right now because the offer may not be on the table tomorrow.
If you leave it, do not let the door hit you in the butt on the way out.
You have to the end of the working day to decide.

Thanks for stopping by.

NEXT!

12-12-2007, 05:59 AM	#1
hagan714 LB Mentallity Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 15,870 Blog Entries: 68	Re: Hilarious! Sean Payton to Joe Horn If I was the GM and Joe Horn was sitting across me in 2008 as a FA. Here would be my offer. First off we will always be thankful for all that you have done for for this team in the past. The past is the past and today this is your net worth. contract $ divided by a weighted avg. of # catches, yards per catch and TDs = Investment Sorry Joe even if I weighted the QB to adjust for the poor QB play you had, you have an investment value equal to the league min maybe. If you want to come back as a #4 WR we will be more than happy to take back. But you have to prove you can stay healthy, So a 1 year contract is all that can be offered. I will throw in performance bounces because of all you have done in the past. Like I said we have not forgotten what you have done for this team. Take it our leave it. If you take it you better sign right now because the offer may not be on the table tomorrow. If you leave it, do not let the door hit you in the butt on the way out. You have to the end of the working day to decide. Thanks for stopping by. NEXT!
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