LoL The Emmitt Smith Anthology

pakowitz · 04-25-2008, 11:49 PM

This might be the funniest thing i have ever read!!

Emmitt Smith is the man. I'm serious - the last thing I'm being right now is facetious. Despite his inability to speak English, Emmitt sits in front of the camera, broadcasting to millions of homes in the U.S., and speaks incorrectly and incoherently every single week. He's a hero - and a very entertaining one at that. I made sure I was up at 11 every Sunday morning this fall just to hear Emmitt speak. Sure, I was writing down all of his grammatically incorrect sentences and phrases, but that's why he was so fun to watch. I really hope ESPN doesn't let him go. If they do, I'm going to switch to another network. I don't think I could live without posting my weekly Emmitt quotes on this site.

In hoping ESPN extends Emmitt's contract and offers him billions of dollars (let's face it, he's the most entertaining man on TV), I've compiled all of the Emmitt quotes I've posted on this site or kept in reserve. I just pray that I can do this again next year.

Emmitt Smith may look and speak like an idiot, but he's really a genius whose entertainment level is unparalleled.

I've sorted all of the Emmitt quotes categorically, and have included a comment with each one. Enjoy!

check em out fellas.. this is great

WalterFootball.com: The Emmitt Smith Anthology - All of Emmitt Smith's Grammatically Incorrect Quotes

pakowitz · 04-25-2008, 11:50 PM

dont forget to check out the Emmitt Smith Mock Draft

WalterFootball.com: Emmitt Smith's 2008 NFL Mock Draft

Tobias-Reiper · 04-26-2008, 08:07 AM

... remember the claymation Celebrity Death Match?
I would love to see a George Bush - Emmitt Smith matchup.

gandhi1007 · 04-26-2008, 09:18 AM

This is priceless!!!!! It just goes to show you the quality education that one can receive from the University of Florida.

QBREES9 · 04-26-2008, 10:08 AM

The things is some great TV mind hire him, just Because he's Emmitt Smith.

04-25-2008, 11:49 PM	#1
pakowitz The Dark Overlord Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: dirty south Posts: 3,450	LoL The Emmitt Smith Anthology This might be the funniest thing i have ever read!! Emmitt Smith is the man. I'm serious - the last thing I'm being right now is facetious. Despite his inability to speak English, Emmitt sits in front of the camera, broadcasting to millions of homes in the U.S., and speaks incorrectly and incoherently every single week. He's a hero - and a very entertaining one at that. I made sure I was up at 11 every Sunday morning this fall just to hear Emmitt speak. Sure, I was writing down all of his grammatically incorrect sentences and phrases, but that's why he was so fun to watch. I really hope ESPN doesn't let him go. If they do, I'm going to switch to another network. I don't think I could live without posting my weekly Emmitt quotes on this site. In hoping ESPN extends Emmitt's contract and offers him billions of dollars (let's face it, he's the most entertaining man on TV), I've compiled all of the Emmitt quotes I've posted on this site or kept in reserve. I just pray that I can do this again next year. Emmitt Smith may look and speak like an idiot, but he's really a genius whose entertainment level is unparalleled. I've sorted all of the Emmitt quotes categorically, and have included a comment with each one. Enjoy! check em out fellas.. this is great WalterFootball.com: The Emmitt Smith Anthology - All of Emmitt Smith's Grammatically Incorrect Quotes
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04-25-2008, 11:50 PM	#2
pakowitz The Dark Overlord Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: dirty south Posts: 3,450	Re: LoL The Emmitt Smith Anthology dont forget to check out the Emmitt Smith Mock Draft WalterFootball.com: Emmitt Smith's 2008 NFL Mock Draft

04-26-2008, 08:07 AM	#3
Tobias-Reiper Merces Letifer Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 4,161	Re: LoL The Emmitt Smith Anthology ... remember the claymation Celebrity Death Match? I would love to see a George Bush - Emmitt Smith matchup.

04-26-2008, 09:18 AM	#4
gandhi1007 Part Time Pimp Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 1,967	Re: LoL The Emmitt Smith Anthology This is priceless!!!!! It just goes to show you the quality education that one can receive from the University of Florida.

04-26-2008, 10:08 AM	#5
QBREES9 Moderator Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: New Haven Ct Posts: 23,989	Re: LoL The Emmitt Smith Anthology The things is some great TV mind hire him, just Because he's Emmitt Smith.