Emmitt Smith is the man. I'm serious - the last thing I'm being right now is facetious. Despite his inability to speak English, Emmitt sits in front of the camera, broadcasting to millions of homes in the U.S., and speaks incorrectly and incoherently every single week. He's a hero - and a very entertaining one at that. I made sure I was up at 11 every Sunday morning this fall just to hear Emmitt speak. Sure, I was writing down all of his grammatically incorrect sentences and phrases, but that's why he was so fun to watch. I really hope ESPN doesn't let him go. If they do, I'm going to switch to another network. I don't think I could live without posting my weekly Emmitt quotes on this site.

In hoping ESPN extends Emmitt's contract and offers him billions of dollars (let's face it, he's the most entertaining man on TV), I've compiled all of the Emmitt quotes I've posted on this site or kept in reserve. I just pray that I can do this again next year.

Emmitt Smith may look and speak like an idiot, but he's really a genius whose entertainment level is unparalleled.



I've sorted all of the Emmitt quotes categorically, and have included a comment with each one. Enjoy!



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WalterFootball.com: The Emmitt Smith Anthology - All of Emmitt Smith's Grammatically Incorrect Quotes