SaintGup

SP; As you know, we are up against the Redskins. They are the No.1 pass defense in the league. What are we going to do?
DB; Well, we could make it really close. Maybe even take it into overtime?
SP; Well done Drew, I knew I could count on you to come up with a good game plan.
PT; Yeah but, the fans will end up having coronaries.
MC; But they'll love it when we win.
SP; Meach. It's your turn to have the big game today, ok?
RM; Ok. Want me to do anything fancy?
SP; No, just try to get it back if they intercept it, NFL films will like that.
RM; Ok. The big play?
DB; I think you should save it until the end. Big touchdown at the end is normally what they like on prime time. Just don't drop the bugger.
RM; Thanks for your encouragement.
MC; At least let me make a play. Coach?
SP; Ok. Make sure you pull it level if they go up by seven.
In walks Tom Brady with a bag.
SP; Hey Tom, come in.
TEAM; What is he doing here?
Tom Brady reaches into the bag.
TB; Here are the Danish pastries you asked for Mr. Payton.
SP; And the coffees?
TB; Bill is just behind me, he has them....

Dasidreidia

alright. I laughed. hard.