Extra Saints Game Ticket
 

Extra Saints Game Ticket

A man had Lodge 50 yard line tickets for a NEW ORLEANS SAINTS game. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No," he says, "The seat is empty."

"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the NEW ORLEANS SAINTS, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"

He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first SAINTS game we haven't been to together since we got married in 1987."

"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that.. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?".

The man shakes his head. "No they're all at the funeral!"



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I wonder how much he wants for his ticket? Gosh, I hope he doesn't remarry before I can get in touch with him..

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From a poster on NOLA.com

Forgive me Sean and Drew, for I have sinned.
SP: What is your sin, my son?"
Me: I doubted the Saints today...
SP: That's ok, my son, say three who dats and be kind to 'Skins fans, their team played well.
Me: Ok, and I swear I'll never doubt again!
DB: Don't swear, my son!

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Where exactly is the funny part in that?

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Yea... the other joke was better. What that even a joke?

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I thought it was funny.

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My Priest told that joke at Church one Sunday before the Super Bowl. I love the new twist.

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Yeah I did as well. I guess it is perspective.