Extra Saints Game Ticket

foreverfan · 12-08-2009, 10:49 AM

Extra Saints Game Ticket

A man had Lodge 50 yard line tickets for a NEW ORLEANS SAINTS game. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No," he says, "The seat is empty."

"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the NEW ORLEANS SAINTS, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"

He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first SAINTS game we haven't been to together since we got married in 1987."

"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that.. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?".

The man shakes his head. "No they're all at the funeral!"

Rugby Saint II · 12-08-2009, 11:01 AM

I wonder how much he wants for his ticket? Gosh, I hope he doesn't remarry before I can get in touch with him..

Crusader · 12-08-2009, 02:49 PM

From a poster on NOLA.com

Forgive me Sean and Drew, for I have sinned.
SP: What is your sin, my son?"
Me: I doubted the Saints today...
SP: That's ok, my son, say three who dats and be kind to 'Skins fans, their team played well.
Me: Ok, and I swear I'll never doubt again!
DB: Don't swear, my son!

TheGambler · 12-09-2009, 09:13 AM

Originally Posted by Crusader

From a poster on NOLA.com

Forgive me Sean and Drew, for I have sinned.
SP: What is your sin, my son?"
Me: I doubted the Saints today...
SP: That's ok, my son, say three who dats and be kind to 'Skins fans, their team played well.
Me: Ok, and I swear I'll never doubt again!
DB: Don't swear, my son!

Where exactly is the funny part in that?

foreverfan · 12-09-2009, 09:26 AM

Originally Posted by TheGambler

Where exactly is the funny part in that?

Yea... the other joke was better. What that even a joke?

Dasidreidia · 12-09-2009, 10:28 AM

I thought it was funny.

QBREES9 · 12-09-2009, 04:16 PM

My Priest told that joke at Church one Sunday before the Super Bowl. I love the new twist.

exile · 12-09-2009, 04:45 PM

Originally Posted by Dasidreidia

I thought it was funny.

Yeah I did as well. I guess it is perspective.

12-08-2009, 10:49 AM	#1
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Extra Saints Game Ticket Extra Saints Game Ticket A man had Lodge 50 yard line tickets for a NEW ORLEANS SAINTS game. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No," he says, "The seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the NEW ORLEANS SAINTS, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?" He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first SAINTS game we haven't been to together since we got married in 1987." "Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that.. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?". The man shakes his head. "No they're all at the funeral!"
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12-08-2009, 11:01 AM	#2
Rugby Saint II Bounty Money $$$ Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5800 Airline Dr. Metairie, LA. Posts: 24,043	Re: Extra Saints Game Ticket I wonder how much he wants for his ticket? Gosh, I hope he doesn't remarry before I can get in touch with him..

12-08-2009, 02:49 PM	#3
Crusader Resident Swede Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Märsta, Sweden Posts: 8,017	Re: Extra Saints Game Ticket From a poster on NOLA.com Forgive me Sean and Drew, for I have sinned. SP: What is your sin, my son?" Me: I doubted the Saints today... SP: That's ok, my son, say three who dats and be kind to 'Skins fans, their team played well. Me: Ok, and I swear I'll never doubt again! DB: Don't swear, my son!

12-09-2009, 09:13 AM	#4
TheGambler 500th Post Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 610	Re: Extra Saints Game Ticket Originally Posted by Crusader From a poster on NOLA.com Forgive me Sean and Drew, for I have sinned. SP: What is your sin, my son?" Me: I doubted the Saints today... SP: That's ok, my son, say three who dats and be kind to 'Skins fans, their team played well. Me: Ok, and I swear I'll never doubt again! DB: Don't swear, my son! Where exactly is the funny part in that?
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12-09-2009, 09:26 AM	#5
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Re: Extra Saints Game Ticket Originally Posted by TheGambler Where exactly is the funny part in that? Yea... the other joke was better. What that even a joke?

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12-09-2009, 10:28 AM	#6
Dasidreidia 500th Post Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Charlotte (Kill me), but born in Gretna. Posts: 721	Re: Extra Saints Game Ticket I thought it was funny.

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QBREES9 Moderator Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: New Haven Ct Posts: 23,985	Re: Extra Saints Game Ticket My Priest told that joke at Church one Sunday before the Super Bowl. I love the new twist.

12-09-2009, 04:45 PM	#8
exile Cake or Death? Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 3,608	Re: Extra Saints Game Ticket Originally Posted by Dasidreidia I thought it was funny. Yeah I did as well. I guess it is perspective.
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