Cowboys fan here.

fannypackz · 12-14-2009, 02:16 PM

First let me just get it out of the way:

I know you hate me, I know you hate the Cowboys. You likely hate everything Jerry Jones, our stadium is a big top circus. We haven't had a playoff win in 13 years. I'm fairweather, I'm a bandwagoner. Our coach is a cup cake eating bozo and our OC is a moron who can't call a decent game, our QB is a big game choke artist... *gasp*

That out of the way, looking forward (Or maybe I'm not) to this Saturday. I don't think we'll win, but I'm blindly hopeful. Even if our season turns out badly I can only pray that Fatman Phillips and CO get kicked to the curb. But a good consolation prize would be to knock off your team.

Here's to hoping.

Halo · 12-14-2009, 02:21 PM

Originally Posted by fannypackz

First let me just get it out of the way:

I know you hate me, I know you hate the Cowboys. You likely hate everything Jerry Jones, our stadium is a big top circus. We haven't had a playoff win in 13 years. I'm fairweather, I'm a bandwagoner. Our coach is a cup cake eating bozo and our OC is a moron who can't call a decent game, our QB is a big game choke artist... *gasp*

That out of the way, looking forward (Or maybe I'm not) to this Saturday. I don't think we'll win, but I'm blindly hopeful. Even if our season turns out badly I can only pray that Fatman Phillips and CO get kicked to the curb. But a good consolation prize would be to knock off your team.

Here's to hoping.

LOL Welcome aboard!

Radio Saint · 12-14-2009, 02:34 PM

Originally Posted by fannypackz

First let me just get it out of the way:

I know you hate me, I know you hate the Cowboys. You likely hate everything Jerry Jones, our stadium is a big top circus. We haven't had a playoff win in 13 years. I'm fairweather, I'm a bandwagoner. Our coach is a cup cake eating bozo and our OC is a moron who can't call a decent game, our QB is a big game choke artist... *gasp*

That out of the way, looking forward (Or maybe I'm not) to this Saturday. I don't think we'll win, but I'm blindly hopeful. Even if our season turns out badly I can only pray that Fatman Phillips and CO get kicked to the curb. But a good consolation prize would be to knock off your team.

Here's to hoping.

Couldn't have said it better myself! Here's to a good clean game with no injuries. I hope Marcus Deware is o.k.

foreverfan · 12-14-2009, 02:39 PM

Let the party begin. Welcome aboard.
I plan on gloating on Sunday and getting banned again on Dallas Cowboys Forums - CowboysZone.com. LOL

darstep · 12-14-2009, 02:42 PM

I'm in Cowboy country in NW Louisiana, and your compadres have already greased the pan and are waiting for the fire to get hot. They have pretty much tossed this season and are willing to settle for this game as their panacea for 09'. We hope that we stomp a mudd hole in yall's star. We've been awfully kind this season to the poor huddled masses of lower echelon teams by allowing them to hang around and walk away with some level of satisfaction with their losing efforts. We have none of those hopes for you guys. Nothing against Jerry, Wade, Tony, or the other guys .... its the Cowboy fans that make us want to see them get crushed to powder. No graciousness from you guys win or lose. I hope its over by halftime and just gets more brutal after that.

Euphoria · 12-14-2009, 02:44 PM

Is it me but suddenly it stinks in here.

Yes hate the cowboys. If I had a choice to lose to the Cowboys or win the SB... I pick beat the Cowboys.

arsaint · 12-14-2009, 02:53 PM

Actually, the Cowboys were always my #2 team - until Jerry Jones.

I can't go Jerry...

ScottF · 12-14-2009, 03:07 PM

It's hard to smack talk with a guy named Fannypack

xan · 12-14-2009, 03:11 PM

Cowboys are the Yankees of the NFL. Gotta cheer for the team that wants it more, rather than uses history in which no active player has taken part (save for the 15 seasons of futility in December.)

Switch sides now and gain some self respect.

Radio Saint · 12-14-2009, 03:11 PM

Originally Posted by darstep

I'm in Cowboy country in NW Louisiana, and your compadres have already greased the pan and are waiting for the fire to get hot. They have pretty much tossed this season and are willing to settle for this game as their panacea for 09'. We hope that we stomp a mudd hole in yall's star. We've been awfully kind this season to the poor huddled masses of lower echelon teams by allowing them to hang around and walk away with some level of satisfaction with their losing efforts. We have none of those hopes for you guys. Nothing against Jerry, Wade, Tony, or the other guys .... its the Cowboy fans that make us want to see them get crushed to powder. No graciousness from you guys win or lose. I hope its over by halftime and just gets more brutal after that.

I'm living in Nacogdoches in Deep East Texas two hours from Natchitoches, so I feel ya. I can understand why it's Cowgirl country here (although I'm starting to see a surprising number of Saints jerseys worn by patrons at the local Walmart and Kroger), but it would be infuriating to be anywhere in Louisiana and be surrounded by Cowgirls fans. If the Girls play like the over-hyped, untested, December chokers they have become, we will crush their fragile egg-shell minds. And it will be glorious to once again revel in our defeat of them. It would make something like 4 or 5 victories over them in a row, would it not?

12-14-2009, 02:16 PM	#1
fannypackz Rookie Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 7	Cowboys fan here. First let me just get it out of the way: I know you hate me, I know you hate the Cowboys. You likely hate everything Jerry Jones, our stadium is a big top circus. We haven't had a playoff win in 13 years. I'm fairweather, I'm a bandwagoner. Our coach is a cup cake eating bozo and our OC is a moron who can't call a decent game, our QB is a big game choke artist... gasp That out of the way, looking forward (Or maybe I'm not) to this Saturday. I don't think we'll win, but I'm blindly hopeful. Even if our season turns out badly I can only pray that Fatman Phillips and CO get kicked to the curb. But a good consolation prize would be to knock off your team. Here's to hoping.
fannypackz Rookie Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 7

12-14-2009, 02:34 PM	#3
Radio Saint Registered Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 38	Re: Cowboys fan here. Originally Posted by fannypackz First let me just get it out of the way: I know you hate me, I know you hate the Cowboys. You likely hate everything Jerry Jones, our stadium is a big top circus. We haven't had a playoff win in 13 years. I'm fairweather, I'm a bandwagoner. Our coach is a cup cake eating bozo and our OC is a moron who can't call a decent game, our QB is a big game choke artist... gasp That out of the way, looking forward (Or maybe I'm not) to this Saturday. I don't think we'll win, but I'm blindly hopeful. Even if our season turns out badly I can only pray that Fatman Phillips and CO get kicked to the curb. But a good consolation prize would be to knock off your team. Here's to hoping. Couldn't have said it better myself! Here's to a good clean game with no injuries. I hope Marcus Deware is o.k.
Radio Saint Registered Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 38

12-14-2009, 02:39 PM	#4
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Re: Cowboys fan here. Let the party begin. Welcome aboard. I plan on gloating on Sunday and getting banned again on Dallas Cowboys Forums - CowboysZone.com. LOL

12-14-2009, 02:42 PM	#5
darstep SaintSince67 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: PortCity Posts: 2,044	Re: Cowboys fan here. I'm in Cowboy country in NW Louisiana, and your compadres have already greased the pan and are waiting for the fire to get hot. They have pretty much tossed this season and are willing to settle for this game as their panacea for 09'. We hope that we stomp a mudd hole in yall's star. We've been awfully kind this season to the poor huddled masses of lower echelon teams by allowing them to hang around and walk away with some level of satisfaction with their losing efforts. We have none of those hopes for you guys. Nothing against Jerry, Wade, Tony, or the other guys .... its the Cowboy fans that make us want to see them get crushed to powder. No graciousness from you guys win or lose. I hope its over by halftime and just gets more brutal after that.
	SaintSince67

12-14-2009, 02:44 PM	#6
Euphoria 5000 POSTS! + Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Hollywood, CA Posts: 7,601 Blog Entries: 5	Re: Cowboys fan here. Is it me but suddenly it stinks in here. Yes hate the cowboys. If I had a choice to lose to the Cowboys or win the SB... I pick beat the Cowboys.

Latest Blogs
2023 New Orleans Saints: Training Camp Last Blog: 08-01-2023 By: MarchingOn Puck the Fro Browl! Last Blog: 02-05-2023 By: neugey CFP: "Just Keep Doing What You're Doing" Last Blog: 12-08-2022 By: neugey

12-14-2009, 02:21 PM	#2
Halo Site Donor MONTHLY Join Date: May 2002 Location: New Orleans, LA Posts: 20,607 Blog Entries: 45	Re: Cowboys fan here. Originally Posted by fannypackz First let me just get it out of the way: I know you hate me, I know you hate the Cowboys. You likely hate everything Jerry Jones, our stadium is a big top circus. We haven't had a playoff win in 13 years. I'm fairweather, I'm a bandwagoner. Our coach is a cup cake eating bozo and our OC is a moron who can't call a decent game, our QB is a big game choke artist... gasp That out of the way, looking forward (Or maybe I'm not) to this Saturday. I don't think we'll win, but I'm blindly hopeful. Even if our season turns out badly I can only pray that Fatman Phillips and CO get kicked to the curb. But a good consolation prize would be to knock off your team. Here's to hoping. LOL Welcome aboard!

12-14-2009, 02:53 PM	#7
arsaint Saint Historian Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: deep in the bowels of a hidden bunker, somewhere under the brick & steel of a nondescript building.. Posts: 2,705	Re: Cowboys fan here. Actually, the Cowboys were always my #2 team - until Jerry Jones. I can't go Jerry...

12-14-2009, 03:07 PM	#8
ScottF 5000 POSTS! + Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Atlanta Posts: 6,324	Re: Cowboys fan here. It's hard to smack talk with a guy named Fannypack

12-14-2009, 03:11 PM	#9
xan Professor Crab and Site Donor 2014 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Princeton Posts: 3,369 Blog Entries: 34	Re: Cowboys fan here. Cowboys are the Yankees of the NFL. Gotta cheer for the team that wants it more, rather than uses history in which no active player has taken part (save for the 15 seasons of futility in December.) Switch sides now and gain some self respect.