SaintGup

Ok Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to another 'What's my Line'. Can our first contestant sign in please...
Can I use what you do?... No
Are you in the people industry?... No
Do you want people to feel sorry for you?... Yes (round of applause)
You look upset. Do you feel hard done by?... Yes
Do you make something?... Yes
Are they excuses?... Yes (round of applause but louder this time)
Are there a lot of you?... Yes.
Are you and your colleagues in sports?... Yes (kind of)
You are fans?... Yes

I think I've got it but just want to ask a few more questions.

Have you been disappointed recently?... Yes
Were you beaten by the better team?... No
I SAID WERE YOU BEATEN BY THE BETTER TEAM!?...yes..
Are you going to be a whiny little f*** for a while now, blaming everyone from referees to God. In fact everyone but your purple-clad little weiners who think they have a right to win a game when they couldn't hold onto water if they were given a bucket and the only way you can justify this is by running down the team that beat you by using excuse after excuse?... Yes
Are you a Minnesota Viking fan? ... no
Admit it you little sh**. Are you a Viking fan?... yes I am.

Well done, you have got it right. Our first contestant is indeed a Viking fan who just got beaten by the Saints in the NFC Championship game. Tell me how do you feel right now...hello...excuse me.. Oh Jeez. Someone get some tissues please.....

breesfan27

*snicker snicker* Good one!

saintfan

Very creative. Me Likie

JoanieNTX

ROFLOL!