Vuvuzela at Saints games

Saint_LB · 07-13-2010, 10:13 AM

Originally Posted by skymike

--- and he has a ships horn! scares the **** out of me.

Reminds me of a story.

My boss and I had spent the whole night in Luling working on an ultrasound machine in the hospital there. We hadn't been to sleep, and we were returning to the airport where my boss' hotel room was.

We were waiting for the Luling ferry to take us across the river, and as we were sitting there looking out over the river next to our cars, I warned my boss to be prepared for the ferry's horn that he will blow just before he leaves. "It always startles me!", I told him.

We continued talking, and about three minutes later, sure enough, the captain sounded his giant horn.

I almost crapped in my pants.

QBREES9 · 07-13-2010, 10:36 AM

The guy I work with has one. I think its really cool

skymike · 07-13-2010, 05:14 PM

Originally Posted by Saint_LB

I almost crapped in my pants.

prtty soon, you'll be doing it randomly. hahahahahahaha...

nother good story, LB.... sure hope you can make a tailgator this season.

SmashMouth · 07-13-2010, 10:23 PM

Originally Posted by QBREES9

The guy I work with has one. I think its really cool

Did you crap in your pants?

It is kinda cool in a sick demented way .... especially the giant one!!!

foreverfan · 07-13-2010, 11:23 PM

Originally Posted by SmashMouth

Did you crap in your pants?

It is kinda cool in a sick demented way .... especially the giant one!!!

Isn't peeing on a fence and in the shower enough?

skymike · 07-14-2010, 07:05 AM

peeing outside is perfectly normal, healthy, natural, American.

HouYat · 07-14-2010, 08:21 AM

Originally Posted by skymike

peeing outside is perfectly normal, healthy, natural, American.

But in the shower........Not so much.

SmashMouth · 07-14-2010, 11:12 AM

Originally Posted by skymike

peeing outside is perfectly normal, healthy, natural, American.

Have you ever tired peeing outside blowing a Vuvuzela at the same time? It could be interesting ....

skymike · 07-14-2010, 08:08 PM

Originally Posted by SmashMouth

Have you ever tired peeing outside blowing a Vuvuzela at the same time? It could be interesting ....

Oh yeah, Smashie, I'm gonna do that tonight--- pee outside, tooting my vulaboola, and going BLBLBLBLBLBL!

Originally Posted by HouYat

But in the shower........Not so much.

are you kidding? some people pee in the bath!

Hey I just got an idea. Pat O'brians... get em to get some of them there voozlavooblas, (you know where this is going) maybe make some clear ones, and fill em up with hurricanes. Then you can fend off them fruitcakes who carry around the handgrenade cups...

clear vooblazoozas... filled with Pat O hurricanes, by the time you get to the bottom of it, ya might be too sick to blow it.

Bourbon St. is gonna have a whole new sound! but it'll smell the same.

When you smell crawfish and pee pee and beignets and puke and perfumey people and stinky people--- you know you're in the Quarter. When you've paid 25 dollars to park, but youre walking in sewage in front of a 5-star hotel, and you're happy to be there-- You're in the Quarter.

Start building up your immunity now--- its almost time to go back!

SmashMouth · 07-16-2010, 07:03 AM

On another Vuvuzela note .... I caught the "Tour de France" over the weekend....and you guessed it ... there are a bunch of Vuvuzelas in use there as the cyclists traverse the stage. LMAO at those fans blowing that thing at cyclists!!!!

And it blends well too.... go figure!

Will It blend ? Vuvuzela | Video Humour Jeu Flash Buzz et Site Drole et Insolite

07-13-2010, 10:13 AM	#81
Saint_LB Deuce Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 2,894	Re: Vuvuzela at Saints games Originally Posted by skymike --- and he has a ships horn! scares the **** out of me. Reminds me of a story. My boss and I had spent the whole night in Luling working on an ultrasound machine in the hospital there. We hadn't been to sleep, and we were returning to the airport where my boss' hotel room was. We were waiting for the Luling ferry to take us across the river, and as we were sitting there looking out over the river next to our cars, I warned my boss to be prepared for the ferry's horn that he will blow just before he leaves. "It always startles me!", I told him. We continued talking, and about three minutes later, sure enough, the captain sounded his giant horn. I almost crapped in my pants.
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07-13-2010, 10:36 AM	#82
QBREES9 Moderator Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: New Haven Ct Posts: 23,985	Re: Vuvuzela at Saints games The guy I work with has one. I think its really cool

07-13-2010, 05:14 PM	#83
skymike E. Side Cholo Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Barrio, H-town Posts: 6,089	Re: Vuvuzela at Saints games Originally Posted by Saint_LB I almost crapped in my pants. prtty soon, you'll be doing it randomly. hahahahahahaha... nother good story, LB.... sure hope you can make a tailgator this season.

07-13-2010, 10:23 PM	#84
SmashMouth I donated, did you? Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Mandeville, LA Posts: 38,201 Blog Entries: 29	Re: Vuvuzela at Saints games Originally Posted by QBREES9 The guy I work with has one. I think its really cool Did you crap in your pants? It is kinda cool in a sick demented way .... especially the giant one!!!

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07-14-2010, 07:05 AM	#86
skymike E. Side Cholo Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Barrio, H-town Posts: 6,089	Re: Vuvuzela at Saints games peeing outside is perfectly normal, healthy, natural, American.

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07-14-2010, 11:12 AM	#88
SmashMouth I donated, did you? Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Mandeville, LA Posts: 38,201 Blog Entries: 29	Re: Vuvuzela at Saints games Originally Posted by skymike peeing outside is perfectly normal, healthy, natural, American. Have you ever tired peeing outside blowing a Vuvuzela at the same time? It could be interesting ....

07-14-2010, 08:08 PM	#89
skymike E. Side Cholo Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Barrio, H-town Posts: 6,089	Re: Vuvuzela at Saints games Originally Posted by SmashMouth Have you ever tired peeing outside blowing a Vuvuzela at the same time? It could be interesting .... Oh yeah, Smashie, I'm gonna do that tonight--- pee outside, tooting my vulaboola, and going BLBLBLBLBLBL! Originally Posted by HouYat But in the shower........Not so much. are you kidding? some people pee in the bath! Hey I just got an idea. Pat O'brians... get em to get some of them there voozlavooblas, (you know where this is going) maybe make some clear ones, and fill em up with hurricanes. Then you can fend off them fruitcakes who carry around the handgrenade cups... clear vooblazoozas... filled with Pat O hurricanes, by the time you get to the bottom of it, ya might be too sick to blow it. Bourbon St. is gonna have a whole new sound! but it'll smell the same. When you smell crawfish and pee pee and beignets and puke and perfumey people and stinky people--- you know you're in the Quarter. When you've paid 25 dollars to park, but youre walking in sewage in front of a 5-star hotel, and you're happy to be there-- You're in the Quarter. Start building up your immunity now--- its almost time to go back!
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07-16-2010, 07:03 AM	#90
SmashMouth I donated, did you? Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Mandeville, LA Posts: 38,201 Blog Entries: 29	Re: Vuvuzela at Saints games On another Vuvuzela note .... I caught the "Tour de France" over the weekend....and you guessed it ... there are a bunch of Vuvuzelas in use there as the cyclists traverse the stage. LMAO at those fans blowing that thing at cyclists!!!! And it blends well too.... go figure! Will It blend ? Vuvuzela \| Video Humour Jeu Flash Buzz et Site Drole et Insolite
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