Saints Revised Schedule
 

I saw this somewhere else and made the mistake of trying to take a swallow of pepsi while I was reading it.
Oddly enough, these are the Saints I remember. :casstet:

2003 Revised New Orleans Saints SCHEDULE

September 14................John Curtis High School

21................Cub Scout Troop #101

28................New Orleans Blind Academy


October

5.................Spanish American War Vets

12................Crippled Children's Home

19................The State Mental Hospital

26................Girl Scout Troop # 353

November

2..................Covington Venereal Disease Clinic

9..................Greater St. Stevens Boys Choir

16.................Korean Amputees


SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME

December

8.........The CBD Gay Boys Club


** RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **

1 - When playing polio patients, the Saints must not disconnect knee braces.

2 - When playing the Blind - the Saints cannot hide the ball under their jerseys.

3 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line for all you

Saints fans that have never seen this) it is still worth 6 points.

4 -The Saints will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.

5 - The Saints will be allowed to substitute with band members at any time.

6 - The Saints will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team.

7 - The Saints will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more,

instead of the usual ten yards.


** NAME CHANGE **

The New Orleans Saints will be changed to the "New Orleans Tampons" as they are only

good for one period and have no second string.

** COACHING CHANGES **

Monica Lewinsky will be named head coach. She will no doubt blow a few, but

she certainly won't choke on the big ones!!!

Saints Revised Schedule
 

Yea kinda like, \"Will the lady that left her 11 kids at the Superdome,please pick them up. They\'re beating the Saints 27-3 in the 1st quarter. They have become quite unruley.\"

Saints Revised Schedule
 

True story here. I was driving down the interstate and saw a sign that said I-10 and under that it said Saints -0

Get it? Interstate -10

Saints -0

[Edited on 9/10/2003 by BillyCarpenter1]