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Saints Revised Schedule
this is a discussion within the Saints Community Forum; I saw this somewhere else and made the mistake of trying to take a swallow of pepsi while I was reading it. Oddly enough, these are the Saints I remember. :casstet: 2003 Revised New Orleans Saints SCHEDULE September 14................John Curtis ...
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10-08-2003, 11:33 PM
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I saw this somewhere else and made the mistake of trying to take a swallow of pepsi while I was reading it.
Oddly enough, these are the Saints I remember. :casstet: 2003 Revised New Orleans Saints SCHEDULE September 14................John Curtis High School 21................Cub Scout Troop #101 28................New Orleans Blind Academy October 5.................Spanish American War Vets 12................Crippled Children's Home 19................The State Mental Hospital 26................Girl Scout Troop # 353 November 2..................Covington Venereal Disease Clinic 9..................Greater St. Stevens Boys Choir 16.................Korean Amputees SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME December 8.........The CBD Gay Boys Club ** RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR ** 1 - When playing polio patients, the Saints must not disconnect knee braces. 2 - When playing the Blind - the Saints cannot hide the ball under their jerseys. 3 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line for all you Saints fans that have never seen this) it is still worth 6 points. 4 -The Saints will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times. 5 - The Saints will be allowed to substitute with band members at any time. 6 - The Saints will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team. 7 - The Saints will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards. ** NAME CHANGE ** The New Orleans Saints will be changed to the "New Orleans Tampons" as they are only good for one period and have no second string. ** COACHING CHANGES ** Monica Lewinsky will be named head coach. She will no doubt blow a few, but she certainly won't choke on the big ones!!! |
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10-09-2003, 12:17 AM
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Yea kinda like, \"Will the lady that left her 11 kids at the Superdome,please pick them up. They\'re beating the Saints 27-3 in the 1st quarter. They have become quite unruley.\"
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10-09-2003, 12:19 AM
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True story here. I was driving down the interstate and saw a sign that said I-10 and under that it said Saints -0
Get it? Interstate -10 Saints -0 [Edited on 9/10/2003 by BillyCarpenter1] |
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