I'd be more intriged by his weekly grocery list and consumption of calories.

Sit down it will be awhile...

Do I need to buy a Snickers bar?

Good god I am so glad someone said it. These threads make me want to vomit. In fact that entire site makes me want to vomit. Week in and week out you have to read threads created by people who only want to be popular on that site. it is full of inside jokes, total and udderly inexcusable homerism, and ass kissing of the mods. I check in every once in a while to get the latest news on the Saints, only because they used to at least be servicalble for that, but now its nothing but dribble. All week long I have checked that site for some kind of insight on what people think about this weeks matchup vs the 49ers and every thread is "check out my new fleur de lis tattoo" or "wouldnt it be cool if Reggie did the Heismann pose if he scores" That site has become utterly useless. That is why I love this place. You can discuss actuall FOOTBALL, and have some fun in the process. This fat ass Frank is a character. All he does is post to gain sympathy about his "illness" and then post this dribble and everyone who feels sorry for him swings on his nuts and licks his taint. That is absolutely HORRID writing and should not even be allowed on the internet. Yes it is even bad by internet standards. If he would spend more time eating right and excercising his fat ass instead of playing the poor little me attention whore card he might actually accomplish something. IN that case he would have to un velcro his walrus ass from the couch and leave the computer, so Im betting it is highly unlikely.

Good god I am so glad someone said it. These threads make me want to vomit. In fact that entire site makes me want to vomit. Week in and week out you have to read threads created by people who only want to be popular on that site. it is full of inside jokes, total and udderly inexcusable homerism, and ass kissing of the mods. I check in every once in a while to get the latest news on the Saints, only because they used to at least be servicalble for that, but now its nothing but dribble. All week long I have checked that site for some kind of insight on what people think about this weeks matchup vs the 49ers and every thread is "check out my new fleur de lis tattoo" or "wouldnt it be cool if Reggie did the Heismann pose if he scores" That site has become utterly useless. That is why I love this place. You can discuss actuall FOOTBALL, and have some fun in the process. This fat ass Frank is a character. All he does is post to gain sympathy about his "illness" and then post this dribble and everyone who feels sorry for him swings on his nuts and licks his taint. That is absolutely HORRID writing and should not even be allowed on the internet. Yes it is even bad by internet standards. If he would spend more time eating right and excercising his fat ass instead of playing the poor little me attention whore card he might actually accomplish something. IN that case he would have to un velcro his walrus ass from the couch and leave the computer, so Im betting it is highly unlikely.