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st thomas · 01-18-2011, 05:00 PM

Originally Posted by skymike

When Ray Lewis's baby is born, is it on already on parole?

(stolen joke from 40 Year Old Virgin)

skybro, that just turned a sh!tty day into a big fat laugh. thanks man.

Memnoch_TP · 01-18-2011, 09:59 PM

Originally Posted by skymike

When Ray Lewis's baby is born, is it on already on parole?

(stolen joke from 40 Year Old Virgin)

Ahem... Haven't we been through this before Mike?

Memnoch_TP · 01-18-2011, 10:06 PM

You know, I recently lost my job because of Garret Hartley. I was working at a seafood restaurant in Slidell that got Hartley to come in over Labor Day Weekend to sign autographs. So since they spent so much money getting him to come in they told us if we didn't sell 5 $40 tickets for Dinner and an Autograph with Hartley you get fired.

I was going out of town that weekend on vacation myself, and no one wanted to pay $40 for a kicker's autograph. And the few that were interested were leaving town for Labor Day like I was and couldn't go.

So, basically I left for vacation knowing I didnt have a job to come back to. It rather sucked. It makes it easier to be mad at Hartley for that kick in week 3, though. He didn't just cost us home field advantage, he indirectly cost me my job. (Which, FYI, still has me totally screwed, but I digress)

skymike · 01-20-2011, 07:16 AM

?

Memnoch_TP · 01-21-2011, 02:00 AM

Originally Posted by skymike

?

*sigh*

YouTube - Ray of Light (Ray Lewis)

skymike · 01-21-2011, 07:11 AM

ohhhhhh. yeah... I forgot.
Ray Lewis jokes never stop being funny.

Sorry about your job situation.
If I was young and single, and wasnt already wrapped up in a career,
I'd be interested in shrimping. Or really interested in working on a ship.

Memnoch_TP · 01-21-2011, 05:34 PM

Why Shrimping?

skymike · 01-21-2011, 06:32 PM

Cuz I dont care if work is hard, so long as it doesnt drive me out of my mind. And being on the water, out in the fresh air, just working for some
old man, and not some big stupid company sounds appealing.

So long as you can get yourself some kind of insurance, and save a chunk of money every week.

This is America. You can do whatever makes you happy, as long as you're not married or have kids.

01-18-2011, 05:00 PM	#21
st thomas Site Donor 2018 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: lafayette Posts: 7,753	Originally Posted by skymike When Ray Lewis's baby is born, is it on already on parole? (stolen joke from 40 Year Old Virgin) skybro, that just turned a sh!tty day into a big fat laugh. thanks man.

01-18-2011, 09:59 PM	#22
Memnoch_TP Logic Troll Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Southern Louisiana Posts: 565	Originally Posted by skymike When Ray Lewis's baby is born, is it on already on parole? (stolen joke from 40 Year Old Virgin) Ahem... Haven't we been through this before Mike?

01-18-2011, 10:06 PM	#23
Memnoch_TP Logic Troll Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Southern Louisiana Posts: 565	You know, I recently lost my job because of Garret Hartley. I was working at a seafood restaurant in Slidell that got Hartley to come in over Labor Day Weekend to sign autographs. So since they spent so much money getting him to come in they told us if we didn't sell 5 $40 tickets for Dinner and an Autograph with Hartley you get fired. I was going out of town that weekend on vacation myself, and no one wanted to pay $40 for a kicker's autograph. And the few that were interested were leaving town for Labor Day like I was and couldn't go. So, basically I left for vacation knowing I didnt have a job to come back to. It rather sucked. It makes it easier to be mad at Hartley for that kick in week 3, though. He didn't just cost us home field advantage, he indirectly cost me my job. (Which, FYI, still has me totally screwed, but I digress)
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01-20-2011, 07:16 AM	#24
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01-21-2011, 07:11 AM	#26
skymike E. Side Cholo Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Barrio, H-town Posts: 6,089	ohhhhhh. yeah... I forgot. Ray Lewis jokes never stop being funny. Sorry about your job situation. If I was young and single, and wasnt already wrapped up in a career, I'd be interested in shrimping. Or really interested in working on a ship.

01-21-2011, 05:34 PM	#27
Memnoch_TP Logic Troll Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Southern Louisiana Posts: 565	Why Shrimping?

01-21-2011, 06:32 PM	#28
skymike E. Side Cholo Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Barrio, H-town Posts: 6,089	Cuz I dont care if work is hard, so long as it doesnt drive me out of my mind. And being on the water, out in the fresh air, just working for some old man, and not some big stupid company sounds appealing. So long as you can get yourself some kind of insurance, and save a chunk of money every week. This is America. You can do whatever makes you happy, as long as you're not married or have kids.