"Canal Street Chronicles has obtained a secret sneak peak at the cover..."

That would be "sneak peek". Even writers can't spell anymore. *sigh*

Funny you mention that about writers. I read an article earlier today on the website of my old university's campus newspaper. Someone thought it would be a bright idea to paint a lot of obscenities, offensive symbols, and racial slurs on cars throughout the campus. Here's a quote from the article:

"These are the first racial and anti-semantic discriminations visually displayed in a widespread fashion."

Apparently, the culprit was racist and didn't care for the study of meanings.

Its funny how many people on this thread think its real!!!

LOL.

Also I don't think you should use the NEWS heading in front of a joke thread that isn't real news.

but he did...

and nobody can stop him.

honeybadger is already over it.

The Onion - America's Finest News Source

; )