Scab owners to be reportedly hired instead of players!

SmashMouth · 04-23-2011, 05:13 PM

Report: NFL May End Lockout By Hiring Scab Owners | The Onion Sports Network

In an effort to protect the integrity of the game, commissioner Roger Goodell confirmed Friday that the NFL has considered ending the lockout by hiring replacement owners to run the day-to-day operation of the league's football teams. "We've already found a number of guys off the street who did a little owning in college," said Goodell, adding that many of the leading candidates had previous experience with owning small businesses, condominiums, and used cars. "Our replacement owners might not be as flashy as someone like Al Davis, but they will be just as effective at running a football franchise, handling difficult management decisions, and collecting profits." Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones criticized the possible move, claiming the scab owners wouldn't know anything about the nuances of price-gouging and ****ing over fans!

ALLSAINTS66 · 04-24-2011, 04:56 PM

Ha ha. That's awesome! I love it!!!

Saint_LB · 04-25-2011, 10:03 AM

If only they could...I am available.

Rugby Saint II · 04-25-2011, 01:38 PM

Does the job come with benefits?

Danno · 04-25-2011, 03:35 PM

Dumbest crap I've read in years.

foreverfan · 04-25-2011, 05:54 PM

Originally Posted by Saint_LB

If only they could...I am available.

Good... I'm going to need an equipment manager.

SmashMouth · 04-25-2011, 10:36 PM

Originally Posted by Danno

Dumbest crap I've read in years.

QBREES9 · 04-25-2011, 10:50 PM

HA HA HA

04-23-2011, 05:13 PM	#1
SmashMouth I donated, did you? Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Mandeville, LA Posts: 38,125 Blog Entries: 29	Scab owners to be reportedly hired instead of players! Report: NFL May End Lockout By Hiring Scab Owners \| The Onion Sports Network In an effort to protect the integrity of the game, commissioner Roger Goodell confirmed Friday that the NFL has considered ending the lockout by hiring replacement owners to run the day-to-day operation of the league's football teams. "We've already found a number of guys off the street who did a little owning in college," said Goodell, adding that many of the leading candidates had previous experience with owning small businesses, condominiums, and used cars. "Our replacement owners might not be as flashy as someone like Al Davis, but they will be just as effective at running a football franchise, handling difficult management decisions, and collecting profits." Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones criticized the possible move, claiming the scab owners wouldn't know anything about the nuances of price-gouging and ****ing over fans!

04-25-2011, 10:03 AM	#3
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04-25-2011, 05:54 PM	#6
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Originally Posted by Saint_LB If only they could...I am available. Good... I'm going to need an equipment manager.

04-25-2011, 10:36 PM	#7
SmashMouth I donated, did you? Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Mandeville, LA Posts: 38,125 Blog Entries: 29	Originally Posted by Danno Dumbest crap I've read in years.

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