I need advice.

Saint_LB · 05-09-2011, 06:21 AM

OK...here's what I want to know. You said, "my wife's son"...

It appears that he must be her son from another marriage...or did he piss you off so much when he became a Seahawk fan that you disowned him?

Seer1 · 05-09-2011, 07:00 AM

Write the young one off as a potential victim of shell shock (there can be no other explanation for anyone to be a Seahawks fan). At any rate, anyone serving our country deserves a break. As for her, I would think wearing a Seahawk's fleece would be torture enough. Take everything, but that fleece and hit the road Jack. Do it quickly while there's still time. It's obvious she's on the verge of mental breakdown!

Luda34 · 05-09-2011, 07:13 AM

Do a Ike Turner move slap the s#@t.

jeanpierre · 05-09-2011, 07:29 AM

Alot of Marines are @$$holes, but that's what makes them special; not entitled, but special.

Nonetheless, they serve so they get a pass.

God Bless 'em.

Is the avatar and wife the same? That's a good question...

Alot of women are pink jersey types (same ones who still wear the Johnny Damon Pink Red Sox jerseys after the Traitor went to the Yankees; the jerseys should have been burned and those still wearing them publicly mocked). They say they care but it's out of sight, out of mind for them.

It's actually you're fault.

The only non Saints merchandising that should be allowed in your house would be, as an example, a Seahawks jersey being worn by your step-son with the condition that if he puts it down/removes it, that it is immediately destroyed!

Kind of like those crazy sovereign nation/embassy courtesies that countries extend to one another.

You must defend your house!

Enjoyed your post!

SmashMouth · 05-09-2011, 07:57 AM

There is only ONE answer ....

WATERBOARDING!

Funny story .... !

foreverfan · 05-09-2011, 12:04 PM

This has multi uses in situations like this.

st thomas · 05-09-2011, 12:14 PM

Originally Posted by foreverfan

This has multi uses in situations like this.

ha haaaaaaa. thats funny.

QBREES9 · 05-09-2011, 10:15 PM

Originally Posted by st thomas

ha haaaaaaa. thats funny.

LOL I like it.

Rugby Saint II · 05-09-2011, 12:43 PM

If this goes too far don't forget to have an alibi. It is better to have loved and lost than to have never been a Saints fan.

Srgt. Hulka · 05-09-2011, 01:14 PM

Boy, you guys are tough. It's obvious she is suffering from some debilitating brain disorder. You can't hit or torture the mentally ill. She's sick and is screaming out for help. It was probably brought on by the shock of seeing her son, her own flesh and blood, in Seahawks gear and depression caused by the eternal darkness you guys suffer from up there in Alaska. I think it's time for an intervention. She needs to be taken immediately to New Orleans! She needs to be taken to a surprise Saints party or bar with 17 TVs, each showing a different game from the 2009 season. She needs New Orleans jazz and South Louisiana Zydeco music playing. She needs to drink a Hurricane or a Jax beer. She needs to be taken back to the hotel and have mad monkey sex while wearing a Drew Brees jersey and screaming "WHO-DAT". That and only that will bring her around. If none of that works...damn, I'm out of advice. I guess you're on your own.

05-09-2011, 06:21 AM	#1
Saint_LB Deuce Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 2,894	OK...here's what I want to know. You said, "my wife's son"... It appears that he must be her son from another marriage...or did he piss you off so much when he became a Seahawk fan that you disowned him?
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05-09-2011, 07:29 AM	#4
jeanpierre Site Donor 2018 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Thibodaux Posts: 43,543 Blog Entries: 39	Alot of Marines are @$$holes, but that's what makes them special; not entitled, but special. Nonetheless, they serve so they get a pass. God Bless 'em. Is the avatar and wife the same? That's a good question... Alot of women are pink jersey types (same ones who still wear the Johnny Damon Pink Red Sox jerseys after the Traitor went to the Yankees; the jerseys should have been burned and those still wearing them publicly mocked). They say they care but it's out of sight, out of mind for them. It's actually you're fault. The only non Saints merchandising that should be allowed in your house would be, as an example, a Seahawks jersey being worn by your step-son with the condition that if he puts it down/removes it, that it is immediately destroyed! Kind of like those crazy sovereign nation/embassy courtesies that countries extend to one another. You must defend your house! Enjoyed your post!
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05-09-2011, 12:14 PM	#7
st thomas Site Donor 2018 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: lafayette Posts: 7,753	Originally Posted by foreverfan This has multi uses in situations like this. ha haaaaaaa. thats funny.

05-09-2011, 10:15 PM	#8
QBREES9 Moderator Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: New Haven Ct Posts: 23,989	Originally Posted by st thomas ha haaaaaaa. thats funny. LOL I like it.

05-09-2011, 01:14 PM	#10
Srgt. Hulka 1000 Posts + Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Shreveport, LA Posts: 4,417	Boy, you guys are tough. It's obvious she is suffering from some debilitating brain disorder. You can't hit or torture the mentally ill. She's sick and is screaming out for help. It was probably brought on by the shock of seeing her son, her own flesh and blood, in Seahawks gear and depression caused by the eternal darkness you guys suffer from up there in Alaska. I think it's time for an intervention. She needs to be taken immediately to New Orleans! She needs to be taken to a surprise Saints party or bar with 17 TVs, each showing a different game from the 2009 season. She needs New Orleans jazz and South Louisiana Zydeco music playing. She needs to drink a Hurricane or a Jax beer. She needs to be taken back to the hotel and have mad monkey sex while wearing a Drew Brees jersey and screaming "WHO-DAT". That and only that will bring her around. If none of that works...damn, I'm out of advice. I guess you're on your own. AlaskaSaints likes this.
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05-09-2011, 07:00 AM	#2
Seer1 Site Donor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Bayou Bayfield CO Posts: 4,722	Write the young one off as a potential victim of shell shock (there can be no other explanation for anyone to be a Seahawks fan). At any rate, anyone serving our country deserves a break. As for her, I would think wearing a Seahawk's fleece would be torture enough. Take everything, but that fleece and hit the road Jack. Do it quickly while there's still time. It's obvious she's on the verge of mental breakdown!

05-09-2011, 07:13 AM	#3
Luda34 1000 Posts + Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Houston Tx Posts: 1,219	Do a Ike Turner move slap the s#@t.

05-09-2011, 07:57 AM	#5
SmashMouth I donated, did you? Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Mandeville, LA Posts: 38,479 Blog Entries: 29	There is only ONE answer .... WATERBOARDING! Funny story .... !

05-09-2011, 12:04 PM	#6
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	This has multi uses in situations like this.

05-09-2011, 12:43 PM	#9
Rugby Saint II Bounty Money $$$ Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5800 Airline Dr. Metairie, LA. Posts: 24,119	If this goes too far don't forget to have an alibi. It is better to have loved and lost than to have never been a Saints fan.

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