I need advice.

AlaskaSaints · 05-08-2011, 09:32 PM

My wife's son comes home from the Marines for a week. He was with us at the game last fall that eliminated the Saints from the playoff. He's a lifetime Seahawks fan, you see, but his Mom is a rabid Saints fan. Well, maybe not... (read on)

He took it easy on me after the Saints' loss, because he knew the TRUTH.

Well, this morning I get up and my wife is on the couch with a cup of coffee...

She's wrapped in a Seahawks fleece throw!

Now, what I need to know is:

Do I just pack up my belongings and leave?
Do I torture her and take everything she's got WHEN I leave?
What do I do with the Marine for bringing FILTH into my home and ruining my marriage?

NOT FUNNY. MY LIFE IS SCARRED FOREVER.

Alaska

QBREES9 · 05-08-2011, 10:05 PM

that depends, is that her in your Avatar ???? LOL

Choupique · 05-09-2011, 10:55 PM

Originally Posted by QBREES9

that depends, is that her in your Avatar ???? LOL

That would be a first in the entire history of the internets. Click, click.
Fantasy and reality are rarely the same thing and when it comes to avatars, it never is.

Just tell it like it is. The Seahawks uniform looks stupid.

foreverfan · 05-13-2011, 09:49 PM

Originally Posted by Choupique

That would be a first in the entire history of the internets. Click, click.
Fantasy and reality are rarely the same thing and when it comes to avatars, it never is.

So are we to think you have a fetish for black guys playing zydeco?

It's easy to see I like dead terrorists.

My avatars are usually where fantasy hits reality.

Originally Posted by QBREES9

I've got to get one of those Forever.

My wife is having too many hot flashes to wear one.

Danno · 05-08-2011, 10:36 PM

Originally Posted by AlaskaSaints

My wife's son comes home from the Marines for a week. He was with us at the game last fall that eliminated the Saints from the playoff. He's a lifetime Seahawks fan, you see, but his Mom is a rabid Saints fan. Well, maybe not... (read on)

He took it easy on me after the Saints' loss, because he knew the TRUTH.

Well, this morning I get up and my wife is on the couch with a cup of coffee...

She's wrapped in a Seahawks fleece throw!

Now, what I need to know is:

Do I just pack up my belongings and leave?
Do I torture her and take everything she's got WHEN I leave?
What do I do with the Marine for bringing FILTH into my home and ruining my marriage?

NOT FUNNY. MY LIFE IS SCARRED FOREVER.

Alaska

Put the Saints Championship DVD in the BluRay and let it play all week.

AlaskaSaints · 05-08-2011, 10:36 PM

Good one, QBrees9. Good one.

But, NO.

AKS

QBREES9 · 05-08-2011, 11:09 PM

Originally Posted by AlaskaSaints

Good one, QBrees9. Good one.

But, NO.

AKS

because if it was i'd say let it go LOL

WhoDat!656 · 05-09-2011, 05:15 PM

First off, thank your son for me for his service to our country.

I had a similar situation that is still not completely settled:

My Mom sent me a Buccaneers Super Bowl t-shirt as a birthday present!!!

The only thing that kept her from being *****-slapped was being my Mom.

Deep down inside I still haven't forgiven her for that.

Cory9289 · 05-08-2011, 10:50 PM

Punch her in the face Will Smith style.

alleycat_126 · 05-08-2011, 11:04 PM

Originally Posted by AlaskaSaints

My wife's son comes home from the Marines for a week. He was with us at the game last fall that eliminated the Saints from the playoff. He's a lifetime Seahawks fan, you see, but his Mom is a rabid Saints fan. Well, maybe not... (read on)

He took it easy on me after the Saints' loss, because he knew the TRUTH.

Well, this morning I get up and my wife is on the couch with a cup of coffee...

She's wrapped in a Seahawks fleece throw!

Now, what I need to know is:

Do I just pack up my belongings and leave?
Do I torture her and take everything she's got WHEN I leave?
What do I do with the Marine for bringing FILTH into my home and ruining my marriage?

NOT FUNNY. MY LIFE IS SCARRED FOREVER.

Alaska

See the Saints/ Falcons Direct TV ad from last year and follow the Vodoo instuctions step by step. Since a Seahawk is still a bird it should still work........ LOL.

05-08-2011, 09:32 PM	#1
AlaskaSaints 1000 Posts + Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Anchorage, AK Posts: 2,484 Blog Entries: 2	I need advice. My wife's son comes home from the Marines for a week. He was with us at the game last fall that eliminated the Saints from the playoff. He's a lifetime Seahawks fan, you see, but his Mom is a rabid Saints fan. Well, maybe not... (read on) He took it easy on me after the Saints' loss, because he knew the TRUTH. Well, this morning I get up and my wife is on the couch with a cup of coffee... She's wrapped in a Seahawks fleece throw! Now, what I need to know is: Do I just pack up my belongings and leave? Do I torture her and take everything she's got WHEN I leave? What do I do with the Marine for bringing FILTH into my home and ruining my marriage? NOT FUNNY. MY LIFE IS SCARRED FOREVER. Alaska
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05-09-2011, 10:55 PM	#3
Choupique 1000 Posts + Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 2,594	Originally Posted by QBREES9 that depends, is that her in your Avatar ???? LOL That would be a first in the entire history of the internets. Click, click. Fantasy and reality are rarely the same thing and when it comes to avatars, it never is. Just tell it like it is. The Seahawks uniform looks stupid.
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05-13-2011, 09:49 PM	#4
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Originally Posted by Choupique That would be a first in the entire history of the internets. Click, click. Fantasy and reality are rarely the same thing and when it comes to avatars, it never is. So are we to think you have a fetish for black guys playing zydeco? It's easy to see I like dead terrorists. My avatars are usually where fantasy hits reality. Originally Posted by QBREES9 I've got to get one of those Forever. My wife is having too many hot flashes to wear one.
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05-08-2011, 10:36 PM	#5
Danno Truth Addict Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Spanish Fort, AL (via NO and B/R) Posts: 24,747	Originally Posted by AlaskaSaints My wife's son comes home from the Marines for a week. He was with us at the game last fall that eliminated the Saints from the playoff. He's a lifetime Seahawks fan, you see, but his Mom is a rabid Saints fan. Well, maybe not... (read on) He took it easy on me after the Saints' loss, because he knew the TRUTH. Well, this morning I get up and my wife is on the couch with a cup of coffee... She's wrapped in a Seahawks fleece throw! Now, what I need to know is: Do I just pack up my belongings and leave? Do I torture her and take everything she's got WHEN I leave? What do I do with the Marine for bringing FILTH into my home and ruining my marriage? NOT FUNNY. MY LIFE IS SCARRED FOREVER. Alaska Put the Saints Championship DVD in the BluRay and let it play all week.

05-08-2011, 11:09 PM	#7
QBREES9 Moderator Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: New Haven Ct Posts: 23,989	Originally Posted by AlaskaSaints Good one, QBrees9. Good one. But, NO. AKS because if it was i'd say let it go LOL

05-08-2011, 10:05 PM	#2
QBREES9 Moderator Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: New Haven Ct Posts: 23,989	that depends, is that her in your Avatar ???? LOL

05-09-2011, 05:15 PM	#8
WhoDat!656 10000 POST CLUB Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Shreveport,Louisiana Posts: 16,085	First off, thank your son for me for his service to our country. I had a similar situation that is still not completely settled: My Mom sent me a Buccaneers Super Bowl t-shirt as a birthday present!!! The only thing that kept her from being *****-slapped was being my Mom. Deep down inside I still haven't forgiven her for that.

05-08-2011, 10:50 PM	#9
Cory9289 100th Post Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 275	Punch her in the face Will Smith style. spkb25 and Mr Magic like this.
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05-08-2011, 11:04 PM	#10
alleycat_126 1000 Posts + Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Katy, Tx a suburb of Houston Posts: 2,089	Originally Posted by AlaskaSaints My wife's son comes home from the Marines for a week. He was with us at the game last fall that eliminated the Saints from the playoff. He's a lifetime Seahawks fan, you see, but his Mom is a rabid Saints fan. Well, maybe not... (read on) He took it easy on me after the Saints' loss, because he knew the TRUTH. Well, this morning I get up and my wife is on the couch with a cup of coffee... She's wrapped in a Seahawks fleece throw! Now, what I need to know is: Do I just pack up my belongings and leave? Do I torture her and take everything she's got WHEN I leave? What do I do with the Marine for bringing FILTH into my home and ruining my marriage? NOT FUNNY. MY LIFE IS SCARRED FOREVER. Alaska See the Saints/ Falcons Direct TV ad from last year and follow the Vodoo instuctions step by step. Since a Seahawk is still a bird it should still work........ LOL.