I need advice.

Choupique · 05-09-2011, 11:55 PM

Originally Posted by QBREES9

that depends, is that her in your Avatar ???? LOL

That would be a first in the entire history of the internets. Click, click.
Fantasy and reality are rarely the same thing and when it comes to avatars, it never is.

Just tell it like it is. The Seahawks uniform looks stupid.

AlaskaSaints · 05-10-2011, 06:06 PM

This turned out better than I expected. Thanks for the laughs, fellas!!! Some really good advice here.

Alaska

SmashMouth · 05-10-2011, 06:21 PM

Originally Posted by AlaskaSaints

This turned out better than I expected. Thanks for the laughs, fellas!!! Some really good advice here.

Alaska

What were your expectations? lol?

Marlboro Man · 05-12-2011, 12:15 AM

Originally Posted by AlaskaSaints

My wife's son comes home from the Marines for a week. He was with us at the game last fall that eliminated the Saints from the playoff. He's a lifetime Seahawks fan, you see, but his Mom is a rabid Saints fan. Well, maybe not... (read on)

He took it easy on me after the Saints' loss, because he knew the TRUTH.

Well, this morning I get up and my wife is on the couch with a cup of coffee...

She's wrapped in a Seahawks fleece throw!

Now, what I need to know is:

Do I just pack up my belongings and leave?
Do I torture her and take everything she's got WHEN I leave?
What do I do with the Marine for bringing FILTH into my home and ruining my marriage?

NOT FUNNY. MY LIFE IS SCARRED FOREVER.

Alaska

divorce her and marry your avatar

foreverfan · 05-13-2011, 08:46 AM

Originally Posted by SmashMouth

What were your expectations? lol?

Yea... ask Daz about requesting advice from this board.

Originally Posted by Marlboro Man

divorce her and marry your avatar

The dude's in Alaska. They've never seen skin like that before.

My Wife came up with the proper solution but some people may be too cheap...

SaintsBro · 05-13-2011, 02:32 PM

yeah I was gonna suggest...get her an identical Saints fleece throw and then let the chips fall where they may, lay them both out and see which one wins "on the field" so to speak...my guess it would be the Saints one, and like most flash-in-the-pans, the Seattle blanket will end up forgotten in a closet or drawer, becoming a minor footnote to history ("where are they now?"), kind of like last year's Seahawks team and season.

QBREES9 · 05-13-2011, 10:23 PM

I've got to get one of those Forever.

foreverfan · 05-13-2011, 10:49 PM

Originally Posted by Choupique

That would be a first in the entire history of the internets. Click, click.
Fantasy and reality are rarely the same thing and when it comes to avatars, it never is.

So are we to think you have a fetish for black guys playing zydeco?

It's easy to see I like dead terrorists.

My avatars are usually where fantasy hits reality.

Originally Posted by QBREES9

I've got to get one of those Forever.

My wife is having too many hot flashes to wear one.

QBREES9 · 05-13-2011, 10:52 PM

LOL FOREVER !!!!! I like it I like your Avatar is that Bin Laden.

AlaskaSaints · 05-14-2011, 04:59 PM

My wife discovered this thread and commented on my Avatar...

"Aaaahhhh..."

"Aaaahhhh..."

"Everybody's got one!"

You boys better be findin' yourself a sexy Avatar or that throw will be the least of my problems!

LOL

Alaska

05-09-2011, 11:55 PM	#21
Choupique 1000 Posts + Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 2,594	Originally Posted by QBREES9 that depends, is that her in your Avatar ???? LOL That would be a first in the entire history of the internets. Click, click. Fantasy and reality are rarely the same thing and when it comes to avatars, it never is. Just tell it like it is. The Seahawks uniform looks stupid.
Choupique 1000 Posts + Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 2,594

05-10-2011, 06:21 PM	#23
SmashMouth I donated, did you? Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Mandeville, LA Posts: 38,123 Blog Entries: 29	Originally Posted by AlaskaSaints This turned out better than I expected. Thanks for the laughs, fellas!!! Some really good advice here. Alaska What were your expectations? lol?

05-12-2011, 12:15 AM	#24
Marlboro Man 1000 Posts + Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,469	Originally Posted by AlaskaSaints My wife's son comes home from the Marines for a week. He was with us at the game last fall that eliminated the Saints from the playoff. He's a lifetime Seahawks fan, you see, but his Mom is a rabid Saints fan. Well, maybe not... (read on) He took it easy on me after the Saints' loss, because he knew the TRUTH. Well, this morning I get up and my wife is on the couch with a cup of coffee... She's wrapped in a Seahawks fleece throw! Now, what I need to know is: Do I just pack up my belongings and leave? Do I torture her and take everything she's got WHEN I leave? What do I do with the Marine for bringing FILTH into my home and ruining my marriage? NOT FUNNY. MY LIFE IS SCARRED FOREVER. Alaska divorce her and marry your avatar

05-13-2011, 08:46 AM	#25
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Originally Posted by SmashMouth What were your expectations? lol? Yea... ask Daz about requesting advice from this board. Originally Posted by Marlboro Man divorce her and marry your avatar The dude's in Alaska. They've never seen skin like that before. My Wife came up with the proper solution but some people may be too cheap...
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05-13-2011, 10:49 PM	#28
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Originally Posted by Choupique That would be a first in the entire history of the internets. Click, click. Fantasy and reality are rarely the same thing and when it comes to avatars, it never is. So are we to think you have a fetish for black guys playing zydeco? It's easy to see I like dead terrorists. My avatars are usually where fantasy hits reality. Originally Posted by QBREES9 I've got to get one of those Forever. My wife is having too many hot flashes to wear one.
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05-10-2011, 06:06 PM	#22
AlaskaSaints 1000 Posts + Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Anchorage, AK Posts: 2,484 Blog Entries: 2	This turned out better than I expected. Thanks for the laughs, fellas!!! Some really good advice here. Alaska

05-13-2011, 02:32 PM	#26
SaintsBro Site Donor Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: in line with my ridiculous CLEAR PLASTIC BAG Posts: 3,650 Blog Entries: 3	yeah I was gonna suggest...get her an identical Saints fleece throw and then let the chips fall where they may, lay them both out and see which one wins "on the field" so to speak...my guess it would be the Saints one, and like most flash-in-the-pans, the Seattle blanket will end up forgotten in a closet or drawer, becoming a minor footnote to history ("where are they now?"), kind of like last year's Seahawks team and season.

05-13-2011, 10:23 PM	#27
QBREES9 Moderator Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: New Haven Ct Posts: 23,985	I've got to get one of those Forever.

05-13-2011, 10:52 PM	#29
QBREES9 Moderator Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: New Haven Ct Posts: 23,985	LOL FOREVER !!!!! I like it I like your Avatar is that Bin Laden.

05-14-2011, 04:59 PM	#30
AlaskaSaints 1000 Posts + Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Anchorage, AK Posts: 2,484 Blog Entries: 2	My wife discovered this thread and commented on my Avatar... "Aaaahhhh..." "Aaaahhhh..." "Everybody's got one!" You boys better be findin' yourself a sexy Avatar or that throw will be the least of my problems! LOL Alaska