All I want for Christmas...

BlackandBlue · 12-22-2003, 10:28 AM

Dear Santa-

I by no means claim to be the nicest person in the world. By my actions, I probably deserve a bag of switches or coal, or whatever it is that you give to demented little kids around the world. I, however, have not asked you for a friggin thing in about 20 years, so the least you could do is read my request list and get back to me. This is what I want for Christmas-

1. A New Head Coach- I don't care who it is, many potentials on the market currently, I've always been a Fassell fan, bringing in Dan Reeves would be humerous from the Falcons-Saints rivalry perspective, Maurice Carthon is a Parcells clone, and Coughlin is the "best coach Parcells has ever had". I don't claim to know who would be the perfect fit, but I do know by watching the games this year, that we don't have it at the head coach position.

2. Anyway you can get Horn to teach Stallworth how to play off defenders? He dropped two yesterday, not because he couldn't catch, but because he didn't fool the defender, and thus the defender was able to knock the ball out of his hands.

3. Teddy Lehman- 6'2", 243lbs- yeah, I know he's a MLB, but I don't care where you line him up, a guy with this size that can run a 4.3/40 can play damn near anywhere he wants.

4. A win against the Cowboys- I live in Dallas, and work with alot of Cowboys fans. They know that I am a Saints fan, so I don't think I can stand the ridicule if they were to lose. If you can't give me anything else, please give me this one. Please?

[Edited on 22/12/2003 by BlackandBlue]

12-22-2003, 10:28 AM	#1
BlackandBlue Kinder, gentler Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: dirty south Posts: 3,889	All I want for Christmas... Dear Santa- I by no means claim to be the nicest person in the world. By my actions, I probably deserve a bag of switches or coal, or whatever it is that you give to demented little kids around the world. I, however, have not asked you for a friggin thing in about 20 years, so the least you could do is read my request list and get back to me. This is what I want for Christmas- 1. A New Head Coach- I don't care who it is, many potentials on the market currently, I've always been a Fassell fan, bringing in Dan Reeves would be humerous from the Falcons-Saints rivalry perspective, Maurice Carthon is a Parcells clone, and Coughlin is the "best coach Parcells has ever had". I don't claim to know who would be the perfect fit, but I do know by watching the games this year, that we don't have it at the head coach position. 2. Anyway you can get Horn to teach Stallworth how to play off defenders? He dropped two yesterday, not because he couldn't catch, but because he didn't fool the defender, and thus the defender was able to knock the ball out of his hands. 3. Teddy Lehman- 6'2", 243lbs- yeah, I know he's a MLB, but I don't care where you line him up, a guy with this size that can run a 4.3/40 can play damn near anywhere he wants. 4. A win against the Cowboys- I live in Dallas, and work with alot of Cowboys fans. They know that I am a Saints fan, so I don't think I can stand the ridicule if they were to lose. If you can't give me anything else, please give me this one. Please? [Edited on 22/12/2003 by BlackandBlue]