All I want for Christmas...

BlackandBlue · 12-22-2003, 10:28 AM

Dear Santa-

I by no means claim to be the nicest person in the world. By my actions, I probably deserve a bag of switches or coal, or whatever it is that you give to demented little kids around the world. I, however, have not asked you for a friggin thing in about 20 years, so the least you could do is read my request list and get back to me. This is what I want for Christmas-

1. A New Head Coach- I don't care who it is, many potentials on the market currently, I've always been a Fassell fan, bringing in Dan Reeves would be humerous from the Falcons-Saints rivalry perspective, Maurice Carthon is a Parcells clone, and Coughlin is the "best coach Parcells has ever had". I don't claim to know who would be the perfect fit, but I do know by watching the games this year, that we don't have it at the head coach position.

2. Anyway you can get Horn to teach Stallworth how to play off defenders? He dropped two yesterday, not because he couldn't catch, but because he didn't fool the defender, and thus the defender was able to knock the ball out of his hands.

3. Teddy Lehman- 6'2", 243lbs- yeah, I know he's a MLB, but I don't care where you line him up, a guy with this size that can run a 4.3/40 can play damn near anywhere he wants.

4. A win against the Cowboys- I live in Dallas, and work with alot of Cowboys fans. They know that I am a Saints fan, so I don't think I can stand the ridicule if they were to lose. If you can't give me anything else, please give me this one. Please?

[Edited on 22/12/2003 by BlackandBlue]

WhoDat · 12-22-2003, 11:13 AM

What does \" redicule\" mean? HA HA HA. Sorry BnB, I HAD to.

BlackandBlue · 12-22-2003, 01:04 PM

Ass :P

Danno · 12-22-2003, 01:31 PM

And what exactly is Chirstmas? :P

BlackandBlue · 12-22-2003, 01:33 PM

I hate all of you... :P

WhoDat · 12-22-2003, 01:44 PM

Just consider these posts our gifts to you BnB... since we can\'t be with you to give you your switches and coal, we\'ve gotta do it this way.

PS - \"alot\" is two words - a [SPACE] lot. LMAO!

BlackandBlue · 12-22-2003, 01:48 PM

I was at a party until 5:00am this morning and I still had to come to work- I ADMIT THAT I AM A LITTLE OFF TODAY, NOW LEAVE ME THE F@#$ ALONE!!!! :P

WhoDat · 12-22-2003, 01:56 PM

Someone get this man a coffee!! STAT!!!

I haven\'t heard BnB curse in a LONG time. I must be doing something right.

C\'mon you big ole bear... gimme a hug and tell me that you love me.

BlackandBlue · 12-22-2003, 02:32 PM

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I\'m dying of laughter. Perfect week too, this week is a wash, there is really no point in coming into the office. May not be able to get me to shut up

JOESAM2002 · 12-22-2003, 04:41 PM

And what exactly is Chirstmas?

Chirstmas? I\'m suprised he missed this. It must have been one hell of a party.

My Christmas quote: To avoid hangover, stay drunk!

12-22-2003, 10:28 AM	#1
BlackandBlue Kinder, gentler Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: dirty south Posts: 3,889	All I want for Christmas... Dear Santa- I by no means claim to be the nicest person in the world. By my actions, I probably deserve a bag of switches or coal, or whatever it is that you give to demented little kids around the world. I, however, have not asked you for a friggin thing in about 20 years, so the least you could do is read my request list and get back to me. This is what I want for Christmas- 1. A New Head Coach- I don't care who it is, many potentials on the market currently, I've always been a Fassell fan, bringing in Dan Reeves would be humerous from the Falcons-Saints rivalry perspective, Maurice Carthon is a Parcells clone, and Coughlin is the "best coach Parcells has ever had". I don't claim to know who would be the perfect fit, but I do know by watching the games this year, that we don't have it at the head coach position. 2. Anyway you can get Horn to teach Stallworth how to play off defenders? He dropped two yesterday, not because he couldn't catch, but because he didn't fool the defender, and thus the defender was able to knock the ball out of his hands. 3. Teddy Lehman- 6'2", 243lbs- yeah, I know he's a MLB, but I don't care where you line him up, a guy with this size that can run a 4.3/40 can play damn near anywhere he wants. 4. A win against the Cowboys- I live in Dallas, and work with alot of Cowboys fans. They know that I am a Saints fan, so I don't think I can stand the ridicule if they were to lose. If you can't give me anything else, please give me this one. Please? [Edited on 22/12/2003 by BlackandBlue]

12-22-2003, 11:13 AM	#2
WhoDat 5000 POSTS! + Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,631	All I want for Christmas... What does \" redicule\" mean? HA HA HA. Sorry BnB, I HAD to.
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12-22-2003, 01:04 PM	#3
BlackandBlue Kinder, gentler Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: dirty south Posts: 3,889	All I want for Christmas... Ass :P

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Danno Truth Addict Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Spanish Fort, AL (via NO and B/R) Posts: 24,713	All I want for Christmas... And what exactly is Chirstmas? :P

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BlackandBlue Kinder, gentler Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: dirty south Posts: 3,889	All I want for Christmas... I hate all of you... :P

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WhoDat 5000 POSTS! + Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,631	All I want for Christmas... Just consider these posts our gifts to you BnB... since we can\'t be with you to give you your switches and coal, we\'ve gotta do it this way. PS - \"alot\" is two words - a [SPACE] lot. LMAO!
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12-22-2003, 01:48 PM	#7
BlackandBlue Kinder, gentler Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: dirty south Posts: 3,889	All I want for Christmas... I was at a party until 5:00am this morning and I still had to come to work- I ADMIT THAT I AM A LITTLE OFF TODAY, NOW LEAVE ME THE F@#$ ALONE!!!! :P

12-22-2003, 01:56 PM	#8
WhoDat 5000 POSTS! + Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,631	All I want for Christmas... Someone get this man a coffee!! STAT!!! I haven\'t heard BnB curse in a LONG time. I must be doing something right. C\'mon you big ole bear... gimme a hug and tell me that you love me.
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12-22-2003, 02:32 PM	#9
BlackandBlue Kinder, gentler Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: dirty south Posts: 3,889	All I want for Christmas... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I\'m dying of laughter. Perfect week too, this week is a wash, there is really no point in coming into the office. May not be able to get me to shut up

12-22-2003, 04:41 PM	#10
JOESAM2002 1000 Posts + Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: CRYSTAL BEACH TEXAS Posts: 4,100	All I want for Christmas... And what exactly is Chirstmas? Chirstmas? I\'m suprised he missed this. It must have been one hell of a party. My Christmas quote: To avoid hangover, stay drunk!