Isn't this like saying:

"Milk Comes to My House with Impeccable Timing"
Having recently had a quart of milk go bad in the fridge, and spilling the half-and-half wednesday morning, the pint of milk which Alex acquired from the 7-11 nearest to his house comes with impeccable timing to perform in his morning coffee

7-11? Dude you paid too much for that milk.

Yeah, but when the closest grocery is 5 miles away, and you have to be at work in an hour, you make concessions...

Yes, you do, unless you are my wife. She drives 10 miles into town (20 RT), so she can save $.30 on a pack of cigarettes. To her credit, though, she usually buys 2 packs.