I'll be in charge of taking care of the Saintsations :)

Most definitely "team medical personnel"....let's see, we have Moore, Colston, etc., etc. injured. And Drew might skin his knee or something (that's all the injury that he's allowed). :) No problem!!!

I'd be the guy scratching plays off of Sean Payton's play sheet,
or firing up the O/D line with that butt paddle.

fullback just to unload a blow that leaves a cave like area so we can pick up a foot/yard and not worry about fumbling

Equipment manager in charge of bringing the "wood."

Any position pertaining to football that paid the league minimum would do for me!Practice Squad pays pretty damn well!!!!$5,000 a week? If only I would've tried out!:beer:

Scouting for Saintsaitions I'd do for free!!!!!Auditions held @ my home!:twisted:

Defensive end... There are a few guys who need their cigarette break cut short. (insert your least fav QB here) And I'd have a special checking account to handle the inevitable fines.

Punter. If you do your job relatively well no one rides your butt. You've got plenty of time to watch the game. And once this offense warms up I'd never have to set foot on the field.

Id be QB or WR. Canfield is pretty bad so if 1 and 2 go down heres the Villy. WR cus im a gazell.

If injected with the Super Soldier serum, I'd love to try cornerback for the Saints. I took pride in defense in other sports and trying not to let the other guy beat you.