Punter - I would not get hit - that much.

Becasue these f--kers are HUGE & would break me into three pieces if they really hit me!!

Saintsation wrangler, no question.

SAINTSATION thong... No that's not right... "Dear Lord, forgive me for I have sinned... again..."

We better only play morning games then.... :-D :-D

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If I could play for the Saints, my 5'11 3/4, 179 lbs, I want to be excused from it all. I run a 6.1 forty with the wind blowing in my back. Please put me on injured reserve immediately, I seriously do not want to get hit.

Seriously? Bring the wood?

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Yeah, seriously. I figured there wouldn't be that much to do and, therefore, I could just concentrate on the cheerleader - which would undoubtedly result in I bringing the "wood."

DE. Played that in High School. Only prob is I've lost ALOT of weight. Now I'm a runner.

Running Back,Like i did in college , Had 2634 yards for the season in 12th grade and 32 touch downs , in 8 games. Lost the national championship to the Devil Dogs when I sprained my ankle, but continued to play in the 1st quarter.
On the team I was the running back, kick returner, safety, and sometimes a DL.,I only sat out of one play in 3 years of high school, lol
Im like Al bundy on steroids my wife says,lol