swamee

it is draft day......
tom benson walks into the war room, leans over and whispers something to loomis and haslett...
their eyes grow big and their jaws drop.......
loomis is on the phone immediately while haslett tries with two hands to up his jaw....
there are approximately 2 minutes left before the 1st pick of the 2004 draft which the chargers hold....
loomis talks non-stop to the party on the other end of the war room phone.......
one and half minutes go by, and the commis approaches the speaker as the seconds tick away..loomis hangs up the phone sweating as the commis begans to speak....
someone hands him a piece of paper. the commis looks down, reads the paper, looks up and continues...
with the 1st pick of the 2004 nfl draft the san diego chargers have........
traded their pick to the new orleans for their 1st and 2 second picks in the 2004 nfl draft.
the saints are now on the.........(someone else hands the commis another piece of paper.
the commis looks at the paper, removes his eyeglasses, rubs his eyes, while in the background an oldies radio station becomes increasingly louder with the song beginning.......why, is'nt that three dog night someone asks?
you're dam right it is yells saints fans waiting in the wing.........
the commis is speaking, with the 1st pick in the 2004 nfl draft the saints have selected....
but the music beats him to it....ELI'S COMING........ELI'S COMING..........
the commis smiles and continues.......eli manning , quarterback of.....
but his voice is drowned out by the screaching coming from the saint fans......
tom benson proudly starts to do his boogie and trips..........
suddenly, he cries in pain.....OUCH!!!!!!!! why, i hurt my head, and my twirly wrist is hurt too.....what the, why i've fell out of my bed....i musta been dreaming, but wait, that dream could still be real...i, i , could fill the stadium for yrs........it might cost me fort knox but,
(in another part of town, a dead to the world loomis awakes to his phone ringing....at 4 in the morning.....aahh, hello, hello? ahhh, yes mr benson sir, i was sleeping.....what's that mr. benson? get on a plane and go where???? yes sir, mr. benson, i'm on my way..
AND THE DRAFT APPROACHES..............SWAMEE