The Perfect Thread?

[GumboBC]

I've been trying to come up with the "perfect" thread. I haven't quite been able to come up with it yet. I know some of the stuff that has to be in the "perfect" thread, though.

To have the perfect thread you've got to use all of the B&G classics.

Such As:

Delhomme sucks.
Haslett sucks.
Brooks is stupid.
Manning is God.


Then you have to have some of most popular insults. Such as: idiot, moron, and fool.
There has to be some wonderlic scores listed.
There has to be some intangibles and of course the ever popular "it"can't be left out.
There has to be the poltically correct curse word: Like you are as crazy as ****. You can say whatever you want, as long as you use all '*' ;)

We have to talk about "optimist" and pessimists".

WhoTang and sunshiners are a must.

We have to end some sentences like this..................................................

Then I know the last thing we say at the end of the "perfect" thread is "nuff said"

I have writer's block. What am I leaving out of the "perfect" thread?