The Perfect Thread?

[GumboBC]

I've been trying to come up with the "perfect" thread. I haven't quite been able to come up with it yet. I know some of the stuff that has to be in the "perfect" thread, though.

To have the perfect thread you've got to use all of the B&G classics.

Such As:

Delhomme sucks.
Haslett sucks.
Brooks is stupid.
Manning is God.


Then you have to have some of most popular insults. Such as: idiot, moron, and fool.
There has to be some wonderlic scores listed.
There has to be some intangibles and of course the ever popular "it"can't be left out.
There has to be the poltically correct curse word: Like you are as crazy as ****. You can say whatever you want, as long as you use all '*' ;)

We have to talk about "optimist" and pessimists".

WhoTang and sunshiners are a must.

We have to end some sentences like this..................................................

Then I know the last thing we say at the end of the "perfect" thread is "nuff said"

I have writer's block. What am I leaving out of the "perfect" thread?

[BlackandBlue]

me?

[saintz08]

I am up for the challenge :

Let\'s see..............

The Panthers are going to march into the Superdome and prove once and for all that Haslett sucks as a Head Coach and a talent evaluator . Delhomme is coming into his old house to prove once and for all that the Saints were his team to lead to the Super Bowl and not the Panthers . His inspired perfomance will have all those who ever said Delhomme Sucks sitting in warm puddles in their seats . Not since Peyton walked into the Superdome with the notion that Manning is God and he shall part the safeties with his precision passing will an aerial show like that have been seen in the Superdome. The leadership of Delhomme during this inspired performance will filter into the defense of the Panthers and they will harrass Brooks at every oppotunity and clamp down on all his passing routes , fans will start to think Brooks is stupid and his low wonderlic score of 17 must have something to do with the fact that he cannot read defenses as his interception total climbs to an all time high during the game .By half time the announcers will be saying \" Brooks could not hit the broadside of a ******* barn today. Brooks will be fined after the game by the league for giving the bird to some fans in the stadium who were calling him a fool , moron , idiot and were saying that it has finally been proven that Delhomme is better then Brooks . After the game , posters will meet at the world famous Black and Gold site , where optimists , pessimist , who tangers and sunshiners will all agree Brooks sucks .

BrooksMustGo will make a cameo appearance on the site to point out the fact , that all those that disagreed with him were all crazy and the Saints should have sent Brooks to San Diego and drafted Eli Manning .

Hope I got them all ...... Let me know how I did .......



[Edited on 24/6/2004 by saintz08]

[JKool]

There are four things you forgot:

(1) Accusation that someone is merely offering a post to further an \"agenda\".
(2) Mention of some mystical beverage that will help you see the light.
(3) An offer to eat crow if wrong.
AND
(4) A cool graphic with the words OWNED somewhere in it.

[JKool]

08,

It is getting pretty late, but I don\'t think you mentioned \"it\"...

[dberce1]

God, you can tell it\'s the offseason.

[WhoDat]

Still, a valliant effort 08, and one that still has me laughing.

[saintz08]

What no grade Billy ???

[GumboBC]

What no grade Billy ???

Grade: F

You did not mention \"it\".

No mention of \"WhoTang\" or \"Sunshine.\"

And most importantly you did not end the perfect thread by saying: \"nuff said.\" :P

Nuff said? :P :P

[saintz08]

After the game , posters will meet at the world famous Black and Gold site , where optimists , pessimist , who tangers and sunshiners will all agree Brooks sucks .

Grader needs to recheck ....... :P